Who got voted off American Idol 2011 Season 10

Oh American Idol, you. Always have to pop up in my life every single week. It’s like you’re obsessed with me. Or maybe I’m obsessed with you? Will we ever know? What am I even talking about?

Ahem. So, this week was themed after the fabulous Elton John. I really hate the fact that they do Theme Weeks, but Elton has so many songs, and this seasons contestants are so diverse… I figured it would all be okay. Except for that Pia chick. That thing seriously makes me want to harm myself and kick puppies. Let’s start a new Campaign: “Vote Off Pia Toscano To SAVE THE PUPPIES.” Who’s with me?

On with the actual show. First, I’d just like to say. Ryan Secrest hair just SCREAMED “rapist” to me. What was up with that due man? Trying to cover up that receding hairline? Trying to look even more like a underdeveloped man than you already do? Oh, I went there. Mhm. Let’s get off the subject of Ryan’s creepy arse hair, and move onto J-Lo’s pancake nose. Did my dreams seriously come true? Did someone finally whack her over the face with a frying pan? Oh say it ain’t so?! Once again, what was up with that? But, I have to say, she did look very pretty.

They really started off the show with recapping Casey Abrams Save. Man, the look on his face that he’s about ready to projectile vomit on Steven Tyler is just priceless. I could watch that over and over. It scares me every time. I like being scared.

Ryan announced the Top 11 for the second time this season. But next week it will only be the Top 9. YES! So exciting. Not… Moving on.

We got some lovely history about Elton John. And basically we figured out, he discovered America, invented the light bulb, and procreated Lady Gaga in his heterosexual days. How fascinating.

Aren’t there contestants on this show?

Scotty McCreery | “Country Comfort”
He was excited about this song, because it had “Country” in the title… Aha, Scotty, you’re so stupid. Shouldn’t you be ridding a Bull or something? Anyway. He came out with his deep voice and guitar and actually did pretty well. I like him. ‘Nuff said.

Naima Adedapo | “I’m Still Standing”
She decided to turn this into a Reggae song. Which was a pretty cool idea to me. She said her reasoning behind singing the song was because a lot of people didn’t think she would make it that far in the competition. She sang, it was pretty cool. But, not the best thing I’ve ever heard. I think it’s just because I’m not used to that coming from her.

Tiao Cruze | “Wtf”
So, this British dude named Tiao Cruze… wait. This douche bag isn’t even a contestant. WHY DID HE INTERRUPT THE SHOW? Oh you ill-mannered weird accented freak. What did he even talk about? I have no idea. Get out. Psh.

Paul McDonald | “Rocket Man”
The whole time he was singing this song, my mind was totally in the gutter. Oh shame on me. However, he has yet to 86 that suit from the world. Damn! All he needed was some epic glasses, and he would’ve been set. Seriously though, I wasn’t a fan of that performance. But his smile is just freakin’ cute. My GOD! It makes me so happeh. I hate it.

Pia Toscano | “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me”
I wanted the sun to go down, and I wanted the world to RAIN on her little Ballad parade. Yeah, I mean, she can sing, without a doubt. But, she needs to spice it up. She said after her performance this week, that she would spice it up next week. Which is exactly what she said last week. Doesn’t she remind you of some girl you would see working at Hooters? Is what I just said right there slightly degrading?

RANDOM:
Why does Randy Jackson have a skid mark going down his chin? Someone enlighten me.

Stefano Langone | “Tiny Dancer”
Cool story bro.

Lauren Alaina | “Candle In The Wind”
This girl took a chance singing one of the most popular songs in the world, at the time… And she kicked butt. I adore her. She’s always pretty, and has a good voice. And she showed the world that she can be calm, and not smacking her own butt all around the stage. LUFFED IT!

James Durbin | “Saturday Night’s Alright”
What happens when you get a baby-hawked, big eared, fire breathing Adam Lambert? PURE AMAZINGNESS. Okay, so you have to admit, that wasn’t the best performance to ever grace that Idol stage. It was, however, exciting. Which is something a lot of people (Pia) lack. Go Jamesssss (the koala with down-syndrome) (From: Bayou. Not me… I’m not that mean).

Thia Megia | “Daniel”
She was dedicating that song to her Brother. Aww. She has a pretty face, and a pretty voice. The judges (Randy) said it was too slow for him. But last week when she tried to do something more exciting, she got thrown into the pit of hell, otherwise known as the bottom 3. SO PSH!

Casey Abrams | “Your Song”
He got himself a shave, and haircut, and actually isn’t really that scary looking at all. What a shock. Who noticed he has more hair on his face than anywhere else? Like, he has no hair on his arms, legs… wth? It was a bit different for him, but I kind of liked it. I’m not sure if it will keep him in the competition.

Jacob Lusk | “Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word”
And yet you should be sorry that you make my ears bleed.

Haley Reinhart | “Benny And The Jets”
Man. I wish I could growl all sexy like that when I sing. Instead I screech… which is like the same thing, only more deathly sounding. -Sadface- She did a good job. The judges thought it was the best of the night. Which is probably true. I hope she stays. She’s cool.

OMG! Was that all for the night? No ways. It went by so fast. And so did this article… Did I really just type 3 pages on one night of show? Oh, yes I did. How cool am I? And it took me all of 30 minutes. Gangsta.

So, what are your guy’s thoughts? Who do you think did the best of the night? And if you had to choose one person YOU want to go home, who would that be? Leave your comments in the comment section below.

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