Who got voted off American Idol 2011 Season 10

Sorry if my recap makes little to no sense. I got 1 hour of sleep last night and had a 12 hour day of conference. BAZINGA. -Yawn-

This recap is in somewhat chronological order, so if you’d like to see who got voted off idol, you can just scroll down. If you don’t, please read along my friends.

I’m pretty sure I missed a few of these, but here are some of the things the contestants said when doing their little “Defining the Idols…” interviews.
Karen Rodriguez: “I can make funny noises with my throat”
Paul McDonald: “I have a 14 year old winner dog who kinda stinks and is blind. Aha.”
Pia Toscano: “My dog is a *** and she sings with me.”
Lauren Alaina: “My dog doesn’t sing but I bet she’s cuter than both of theirs… Just so you know.”

Oh Jesus. Oh no. GOD NO. And yeah, I’m aware I just used all those holy boys names in vein. Shoot me. But, anyway the contestants gave us a lovely mash-up of “Born to Be Wild” and Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” in the Group Performance. One thing nice I will say about these contestants is that none of them can dance. Paul looks like Pinocchio on crack. Casey looks like he’s raging against the world and the rest of them are just… irrelevant. Ohhhh, that wasn’t nice.

I’ve come to the conclusion that the Ford Music Videos are just overdone versions on the Group Performances. Don’t you think?

Since it’s American Idol’s 10th season, everyone got the new Idol CD… They gave it out Oprah style by hiding it under the seats. Spiffy. MOVING ON.

RESULTS (some of them…)
Casey Abrams, Jacob Lusk and Lauren Alaina were told to come to the center of the stage.
Jacob safe.
Lauren safe.
Casey safe.

YAY!

MORE RESULTS (lets get this crap done…)
Haley Reinhart and Paul McDonald were brought to the center of the stage.
Haley bottom 3.
Paul safe.

This is the second time Haley has been in the bottom. Ohdamn.

But, who cares about that, Lee DeWyze was there to grunt his new single “Beautiful Like You”… aww no saliva strings. Oh how I miss those. Bleh. It was boring. If Casey and Paul procreated… Lee DeWyze would pop out.

EVEN MORE RESULTS (seriously, just tell us…)
James Durbin, Scotty McCreery and Pia Toscano were brought down to the same damn place.
Scotty safe.
Pia safe.
James safe.

That was a lame, waste of time.

RESULTS BUT NOT REALLY (ugh…)
Stefano Langone and Naima Adedapo (who were bold Wild Cards) were dragged down to that center stage.
Stefano safe.
Naima bottom 3.

RESULTS (………..)
Karen Rodriquez and Thia Megia do the same thing.
Thia safe.
Karen bottom 3.

WHEW!

The Black Eyed Peas performed. Their new song sounds exactly like their old stuff… but for some reason I get it stuck in my head every time I hear it on the radio. But, other than the auto-tuned “singing” and Fergie’s really gross lipstick and dollar store dress up jewelery… the performance was good.

ACTUAL RESULTS
Haley safe.
Naima safe.
Karen not safe.

Ahh, I called it. She pulled out her tears, and performed her version of “Hero” but that didn’t make the judges want to save her. Sucks bro. It was, however not a unanimous decision.

What did you guys think of Karen leaving the show? Do you think she should have been voted off of American Idol? Leave your comments in the comment section below. You know you want toooooo!!!!!

Cait Hagar

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