American Idol San Francisco Recap 2-9-11

February 10th, 2011 -- by Cait -> · No Comments

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Ahh yes, San Francisco California. There are a lot of stereotypes for that place. BUT, is talent one of them? I’m not sure. I seriously hoped, last night, that there would be some goodies. And if they’re weren’t… I was boycotting American Idol for the rest of the season. Oh, aha, we know that’s not true.

But, anyway, here I my recap of the American Idol San Francisco Auditions 2-9-11.

First to start off the show was a cry baby, who apparently farted during her auditions, and wasn’t able to finish singing. She was totally distraught over the whole thing. And so were the judges, I’m sure. -_-
But, of course we didn’t get to actually see her performance. Oh, whyyyyy?
AND ALSO, San Franpsycho is where they found my favourite American Idol evar, Adam Lambert. I would be so happy if another epic weirdo came out of that place.

Inessa Lee | This bug eyed little creep started off the auditions. She thought (and I’m sure still THINKS) she was a superstar. She does shower scenes, which is always a good way to get you popular……….. And also she’s from the Ukraine. Which is one nice thing I’ll say about her, she did have a cute accent. This girl failed at everything. But, Steven liked her, because his Grandfather was from the Ukraine… She didn’t get the golden ticket. Damn! She had a cute butt though.

Stefano Langone | SOB STORY. But this one was okay. He was in a car accident in 2009, and almost died. He had some pree crazy scars on his arms to prove it. But, he’s all good now, and he sang “Heard It Through The Grapevine”… Holy crap do I hate that song. But, he did well, and the judges liked him. So, of course he got the olden ticket. J-Lo seemed to think they have a possible winner on their hands. Um, nooooot quite.

Clint Gamboa | This is the part of the show were I kind of fell asleep a little. Like, over the commercial break. I was so sleepy. But, I saw the end of this guy. I really liked his glasses, those were better than Harry Potters. I’ll tell you that much. I think he sang a Bruno Mars song, and I know he did pree good. He got the golden ticket to Hollywood.

They showed some serious baddies. But, then there was this Transformers guy. His outfit was the best thing I have ever seen in my Idol years. If I would have worn that out Trick-Or-Treating when I was like, 8, I would have been the coolest kid EVAR.

Julie Zorrilla | The girl with amazing shoes. Actually, not really. They looked cheap. But, J-Lo seemed to think they were fabulous. She was our other sob story of the night. She lost her home, came from Columbia, and of course, has that American Dream. Aww! She was a pretty girl, but I wasn’t a fan of the voice. Apparently my opinion doesn’t matter, because the judges put her through. WHY?! Steven said “no” at least. Meh, she won’t last long. She better go get some more Dorthy shoes.

Dave Combs | Ah, these greasy haired rocker dude claims that REAL men have long hair. So, basically, you’re a girly man, Randy Jackson. Bahahaha! I was actually hoping that he would pretty good. But, no. He sucked. I want some grungy looking rockers. Y U NOT BE GOOD MAN? Ugh! In other news, Steven Tyler was not happy about this guy, or anyone. I think his period started.

Emily Anne Reed | This chick probably had the most annoying voice ever. I mean, speaking voice. It sounded like Minnie Mouse on steroids. Her house burned to the ground not too long ago. Which sucks. Although I didn’t like her speaking voice, her singing voice was freakin’ epic. I like weird sounding voices like that. The judges liked it too, and gave her the golden ticket to Hollyweird.
James Durbin | Last of the night, right here! For some reason, when I saw him on the preview, I was pretty sure I was going to want to kill him. But, he turned out to not be that bad. A bit to cryish for me… but it’s all good. He has a pretty girlfriend/wife, and a cute son, and is looking for that break. He sang, and sounded a lot like Adam Lambert, which is funny. I LOVE HIM. If he can suck it up, I will vote for him. That is all. The judges loved him too and he got the ticket to Hollywood. W00t.

I have to say, this week was pretty good. TONIGHT IS HOLLYWOOD WEEK. Am so excited. Who else is? Who was your favourite of the night? I have to say, Emily, and James.