Both 24, both auditioned in Chicago, and both in the top 2. Holy crap! It’s happening; the Idolness is going to end, with Crystal Bowersox or Lee DeWyze as the winner. AHHHH!
Here is my recap of the American Idol Season 9 Finale:
They showed the 2 right in the start of the show, and basically they were dressed (like Jebbica said) in Hogwartz outfits. I didn’t understand the meaning until they started singing, “Schools Out For Summer” with the rest of the contestants from this year. I was bored with that until this old, ragged looking emo dude came out. His name was Alice Cooper. God, he looked like a bat, oh wait, he just eats their heads. His outfit was cool, and I think him a Siobhan should go sacrifice some kittens together.
Speaking of Siobhan, she was the only one who could pull of that School Girl Uniform. She looked peeeeerdy gud.
Kris Allen (who got a haircut) came out to perform. Why does it seem like all his songs sound the same? I think he preformed that song when I saw him Live.
Who thinks Kara has mighty large ears?
Siobhan Magnus and Aaron Kelly preformed with the Bee Gees (Who?). One of the Bee Gees dudes looked uber anorexic, and the other looked overly botoxed. Ahh, all you old folks will be hatin’ on me now. Bring it!
Big Mike Lynche popped out of nowhere to start singing with Michael McDonald. I was thinking that Michael guy was going to be a bit darker, but he was pale. O_o
Simon got a few farewells by a few people, like Dane Cook and Ricky Gervais. Dane cook sang him a song with lines like: “Simon has the honestly of Abe Lincoln, and the Charm of the man who killed him”. EL OH EL ZE!
The past Idol Girls of season 9 came out to sing, “I Am Beautiful” with Christina Aguilera. Who thinks she shouldn’t have been wearing that outfit?
The past Idol Boys came out to sing with Hall and Oat(s)meal. Tim Urban, I saw him. HOLLA!
Will this show ever end?
Crystal Bowersox preformed “Ironic” with Alanis Morissette. How cool. I heart that song a load. Crystal even tripped at one point, YES! Not that I’m happy about that, but it seems like something I would do.
Carrie Underwood preformed her new song (she co-wrote with Kara) “Undo It”. She is so pretty. I would like to look like her; to bad it’s not technically possible.
Crystal and Lee got their Ford Fiestas. Even the ones THEY designed. Ah, someone get me one like Crystals. Kris Allen gave them their cars. Did he drive those cars to them while listening to his OWN music, like in the commercial? Who knows?!
Casey James (AKA Goaty Boy) got to perform with that guy who just recently had a brain hemorrhage, a minor stroke, and now a heart murmur. That would be Bret Michaels of course. They sang, “Every Rose Has It’s Thorn”. I was sort of waiting for Bret to loose circulation from those really tight pants, and possibly PASS OUT.
Lee DeWyze (Ahem WINNER, I thought at the time) preformed with some REALLY old dudes… Chicago. But, as old as they were, I think they were called Chicago before Chicago was called Chicago. Did I say Chicago enough times right there? It was an odd mix, and I didn’t like it as much as I liked Crystal with Alanis.
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. SAY WHAAA? General Larry Platt was there. He sang and danced. For an old dude, he can pull off some MOVES. Oh, and William Hung was there. Oh wow, he is like Tim Urban cute. Don’t you think? DAYUM!
Paula Abdul, some love her, some hate her. Most hate her, but yet love her too. She was there to give a 3 hour farewell speech to Simon. She was high (on life obviously) as always. Paula GTFO!
All the winners of Idol came out to perform, and then most of the PAST contestants. Memories started coming back as to who they all were. I see most of them did nothing. Heck, I didn’t even know who the winners were. Muahahaha!
Simon gave himself a farewell. He got up on stage (as did Paula) and thanked everyone for a fab gazillion years of Idol. His voice was even cracking. Awww, he does have a heart. I was glad to see that this was going to be the last of Simon for the night, or it would have started taking away from the contestants.
Janet Jackson. Who else thought she looked like Crualla De Vil in that dress and that nose job? AND WHOA, where did her hair go? Guuuuurl, get a weave.
Ryan then said that, “Tonight was about Crystal and Lee”. Who are they again?
They preformed together one last time on the Idol stage, with Joe Crocker. Joe, having a stroke much?
FINALLY, Ryan has some weird Leprechaun guy come out with the envelope. It was GOLDEN. So, maybe that guy was an Oompa Loopma and we wre watching Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.
THE WINNER OF AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 9 IS……………… LEE DEWYZE.
Obvious I knew this would happen.
I was sort of waiting for him to start heaving all over. He was speechless.
Yay!
What are you thoughts?
Comment!
Cait Hagar
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2 responses so far ↓
1 Sheryl // May 27, 2010 at 2:45 am
The best part of the entire night was Crystal & Alanis! I was kinda bummed that they had to change 1 line in the song ‘You Oughta Know’. I think kids would have less trauma from that 1 line than the fear they got seeing Janet Jackson.
Happy to say that after seeing Paula tonight…I don’t miss her!
Michael McDonald was great. I miss the Doobie Brothers.
Yes, Alice Cooper was the original EMO. All those kids had no idea they were just copy cats of the old dude.
Overall the show had some fine parts….others really stunk. Can’t wait to see what Crystal & Lee do now.
2 Jebbica // May 27, 2010 at 8:59 am
“Casey James (AKA Goaty Boy) got to perform with that guy who just recently had a brain hemorrhage, a minor stroke, and now a heart murmur. ” Um, you forgot Type 1 diabetes, and probably about a million STDs accrued from the Rock of Love house (and bus)!
The best thing of the night was Hall & Oates for me. I know that’s corny, and they’re totally cheesy, but for some reason, I love them.
I am totally sad that it’s over. Well, I’ve gotten my first-hand account from JacobKS101, so hopefully that will be up here soon! I think last night may have been the best of his life!
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