Who got voted off American Idol 2011 Season 10

Here is my recap of Idol Gives Back 2010. I have it split up in Groups, so that it’s not such a random mess of words. And it’s easier to read.

My Ramblings Part 1:

Of course all of you guys that have been keeping up with American Idol know that it’s that time of the year where they do the Idol Gives Back show. To try and save the world, one little family, person or village at a time. Which they do quite well at.

It was a two in a half hour show, and it was supposed to be only two hours. But, I’m sure people got over that because of the circumstances. Where normally people are going ape poop.

Queen Latifah was hosting the IGB part, but I sorta wish she was hosting the whole show. We really don’t need Ryan anymore. Not to mention, she is WAY prettier and Funny. And she could kick Simon’s bum. Ah, that’ll be the day when Ryan leaves.

Celebrity Charity Raisers + Good People:

First of all, the President and the First Lady, Barack and Michele Obama made a cool little clip of them just telling everyone what it was about this year, and to donate. I thought that was really cool. And we all know Michele is HUGE for helping out the youth with education, fitness… etc. Barack even talked like Randy Dawg for a moment. I wonder if Senator Harry Reid was appreciative of that. (Nevada peeps will get it).

Jennifer Garner visited a family of 6 in a low-income area in Kentucky. Where some kids can’t even get the kind of education they need. But, thanks to Save The Children – they are raising money so kids can get what they need in school to give them a better future.

Old, shriveled, dried orange peal AKA Victoria Beckham was at the show with Ryan with 2 kids who had also gotten help from Save The Children. She couldn’t even practice a short speech, and had to read off the teleprompter. God, what does she do again? Ew!

Morgan Freeman and Randy Jackson went to Mississippi. They were also with Save The Children, which must be the big charity they were all going with? ‘Freeman is big on fitness for children. He said something along the lines of, “Education is the ladder out of poverty, but we have to be fit enough to climb it.”. QUOTE OF THE DAY. Hello. I think that dude is the bomb, btw. Just sayin’ – he’s like God. Oh wait…

Bill and Melinda Gates got in on it too. They just talked about the charities, and talked about what they do for them. They seem like nice people. They should adopt me. K GO.

Season 7 Winner David Cook went to Ethiopia to visit a school for all girls. And if these girls didn’t have this school, they would most likely be sold, slaves, and some other really disturbing stuff. These girls have hopes and dreams just like a rest of us, of becoming doctors, engineers…etc. Ah yes, David Cook ISN’T such a douche after all.

The Music:

Queen L was finally back on. Because we all had enough of Ryan! She introduced The Black Eyed Peas. HOLLA!!!!!! They sang “Rock That Body” which is a song I haven’t heard on the radio 400 times an hour… yet. I really don’t like peas, and ones with black eyes scare me. But singing ones, those are awesome. They sounded a bit off-key and redundant, but that’s why we love them, true?

Jeff Beck and Joss Stone sang, “I Put A Spell On You”. Joss Stone sounded like she was either constipated, or in pain. And Jeff looked more dried up than Victoria Beckhem. How amazing. It was painful to watch, and Jeff reminded me of those staving, skinny children from Ethiopia. Donate To Feed Jeff Beck.

Alica Keys preformed “Unthinkable” and “Empire State Of Mind Part 2”. Or touched herself, I’m still not sure what she did. I do know that she had on a really cute outfit, but it would have looked allot better on me. Because my BUTT is not a freakin’ shelf. She sounded about as off-key as the BEP. But, oh well.

Oh finally, someone who can sound on-key even when she’s off. CARRIE UNDERWOOD. She looked so pretty, but she always does. She sang, “Change”. Oh and, if you go see her in concert, 36 cents will be donated from each ticket sold. Uber cool!

Annie Lennox was there too. But, I think she’s there every year. They showed her with this girl who was 8 years old and was the size of a 1 year old, because she was so sick. But, then they showed her after just a few months when she got the care she needed and she was a much different girl. Annie also preformed, “Universal Child” with her HIV Positive shirt. She preformed through satellite because the Iceland Volcano kept her there. She’s cool, yo’.

Mary J. Blige, Orithani, Randy Jackson and some cool dude with a cool guitar performed and called themselves “The All-Star Band”. I hated the whole thing, because I don’t personally like MJB. But, Orithani got mad skill.

Last music performance of the night was by Sir. Elton John. He’s so weird, yet kinda cool. He sang, “Your Song”. And he wants to be safe, so do it. =D

The Comedy:

OMG! Jonah Hill and Russell Brand decided to participate and probably promote their new movie. They both looked like Neanderthals. But, they brought all there A-list buddies… or just look-a-likes. Jim Carry showed up, but they just scared him off. He also seemed to be rockin’ an unfortunate bowl hair cut. Maybe he got hair styling tips from Mary J. Animal Wearer. Muahahaha. Seriously though… Russell did however; bring the Octopus and all her little tentacle suction cups AKA The Mini Octo’s. And even Slash was there picking up the phones.

George Lopez popped by for awhile. I was happy to see him there. After a depressed first hour of the show, we needed entertainment. And he’s a comedian, and that’s what he does. YAY! He took the place of Ryan for a bit, but instead he decided to judge the judges. I think I got some Deja Voo for some reason right then. It was kinda funny, but I was expecting more. Yes, me with my expectations. YOU’LL NEVER MEET THEM. NEVERRRRRRR! *Yawn*

WANDA SYKES! Yes. Finally. Someone uber funny. Oh well, there I got getting my hopes all the way up, and nothing happens. She was kinda funny though, and she mocked Simon and his pointy nipples. He really does need to wear bigger shirts. Jeeeeez. Who else thinks Kara doesn’t understand humor? She didn’t seem to get any of it. HAHA.

The Contestants + Results:

Oh hey, guess what? We have American Idol Contestants. Who forgot? I did. You did. We all did. But, thanks to Ryan, we ‘membered. Basically Ryan asked Lee this: “Why do you cry all the time like a little girl?”. And Lee was embarrassed… YAY for achieving THAT Ryan. JEEZ! Lee cries allot? I didn’t notice. Hmm. Whatever. Moving on!

The Top 12 preformed “Keeping the Dream Alive”. And it was (as usual) uncomfortable to watch. Wow, I already forgot who most of them were. Except Lacey, her dress was cool. And she’s my Twitter BFF (Well, kinda. Lolz). They were all dressed in white, and they all looked good in it, except Big Mike. White is not slimming, and really isn’t on him. He was like a GIANT God, or white truck. Crystal looked uber pretty though.

They had their Ford Music Video. How could we miss that? It had some cool effects to it, but other than that… it was a lame as he rest of them. And why was Lee not the one with the paint? Since he’s a Paint Seller Dude. <- See what I did there? No? Okay, never mind.

The Bottom 3 Were:
Casey James
Aaron Kelly
Tim Urban

Going home was TURBAN. Nooooo. No. No. Not my little Teflon, Turban, Timmy, Timster? OMG, they killed Timmy, YOU B*STARDZ. So, basically – Idol Gives Back… and then takes someones hopes and dreams away. OH YEAH!

My Ramblings Part 2:

I was really glad to see they were doing some charity work in the states. I think some people living here forget that we have problems too. The show was good, and last I heard they raised 18 million bucks. I’m not going to talk anymore, because my recap is far to long as it is.

What are you thoughts? Comment!

Cait Hagar

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