Who got voted off American Idol 2011 Season 10

Well, it’s that lovely time again… where the American Idol Contestants try to phail. I MEAN, sing.

This is the first week where they get a mentor. Or, someone who is a talentless, multi-personality’d, Disney Star… like Miley Cyrus. “Hey ya’ll, Manders and I are going to go play dress up!!!111! XOXO” *Says in Mileys’ fake accent* – Oh can’t wait for the hater comments on THAT one!

Don’t you wish you could be a fly on the wall and just poop on Miley?

Here is my recap for the Idol doing Billboard Top Songs 3-23-10

01) Lee Dewyze
He sang, “The Letter” by The Box Tops.
Oooooooh, no. I think his right hand was having a seizure. And perhaps he was a bit constipated? The judges were okay with it I guess. That just didn’t work and he needs to stick with his guitar and not try to overdue it. Still like him though!

02) Paige Miles
She sang, “Against All Odds” by Phil Collins.
Her shoes were basically the least of her problems. I kinda thought she sounded like a hurt dawg. And so did the judges. She did look pretty though, and the shoes were cool. She’s going home, hopefully.

03) Tim Urban
He sang, “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” by Queen.
Why does everyone get to hug Tim, but me? *CYBER HUGS* ew wait, I hate hugs. Okay, so he kinda flew around the stage like Batman, but it was cute. And he knows what he’s doing… I mean girls love him, might as well give them a show. The judges didn’t like him, but I knew they wouldn’t.

04) Aaron Kelly
He sang, “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” by Aerosmith.
His adorkability was totally going on. He loves Miley, and I think Miley loves him. Awww! He actually did well. I know I totally diss him all the time, but he’s got a good voice. The judges liked it too. Chicken Little FTW! Oh, and did they play music over Kara’s annoying voice? HAHAHAHA!

05) Crystal Bowersox
She sang, “Bobby McGee” by Janis Joplin.
She looked sooo pretty and her hair was epic. I’m totally getting dreads! I loved it, and so did the judges. Except Kara the MORON who thinks she needs to get rid of the guitar. Um… no Kara, STFU – and by that I mean, “Shut The Front Door (where’s the U?) because it’s cold in here…”. Ahem!

06) Big Mike
He sang, “When A Man Loves A Woman” by Percy Sledge.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That’s sort of what I hear every time he sings with that high-pitched-girly-man-voice. He seems like a total sweetheart though, and Miley loved him, so did the judges.

07) Andrew Garcia
He sang, “I Heard It Through The Grape Vine” by Marvin Gaye.
That has to be the most overdone gaye song ever. It wasn’t good, and his hair was even worse. But, he takes the judges bad criticism well, which they gave allot of. Meh, he can go home.

08) Katie Stevens
He sang, “Big Girls Don’t Cry” by Fergie.
I actually liked it. I mean, her outfit was epic, her singing was good. She was all around cool. I have to agree with Ellen that it was her best. Where as the rest of the judges didn’t think it was. That was probably her most memorable.

09) Casey James
He sang, “The Power of Love” by Huey Lewis & The News.
Ya’ know, from the side, he sort of looks like a chick. A pretty chick, I guess. My rents liked it, but it wasn’t my thing… and of course Kara is an old cougar and just loves him as it is. Is it just me or does he look weird when he’s playin’ guitar? Meh…

10) Didi Benami
She sang, “You’re No Good” by Linda Ronstadt.
When I try to say her last name it always comes out like this: “Benenamani”. I feel like Nemo. And apparently Ryan can’t say it either. The judges hated it, and so did I. You are no good, and you can go home. K, thx.

11) Siobhan (Shivon/Kitten Killer/Psycho) Magnus.
She sang, “Superstition” by Stevie Wonder.
She looked so awesome. But, the hair looked like an animal was glued to her head… maybe a kitten? She’s totally growing on me, but the screaming in her performances has been going on for 3 weeks. CHANGE IT UP KITTY KILLER!!! Even the judges agreed it’s getting old. Still, she won’t go home.

Did you guys notice something? I WAS UBER NICE. I think my heart grew 3 sizes from last week. But, don’t get your hopes up, it will shrink again. Muahaha!

I even think Miley was a good mentor. She’s ight I guess.

What did you guys think? Leave a comment and tell me!

Cait Hagar

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