Who got voted off American Idol 2011 Season 10

This week the Top 12 Idol contestants sang songs (wth) by the Rolling Stones. Now, because I’m not old… I might not know allot of these songs. But, then again, everything is “remade” now-a-days. So, who knows?

Here is my Idol Recap for 3-16-10.

01) Big Mike Lynche
He sang, “Miss You”. I MISS YOU TOO! Not…
Okay, I’m going to say something nice about him. He made a cute baby. Holy crap! That girl is epically cuteness. As far as the performance, it reminded me of last weeks. And I agree with Simon, it was “desperate”.

The scarf that Ellen wore was horrible, and the dress on Kara was even worse. Someone get these people better fashion sense. k, thx.

02) Didi Benami
She sang, “Playing With Fire”. I like playing with fire. PIRO! Yeeeeah buddy.
Um… no! She seemed too rehearsed and she messed up and few times. But, she looked pretty and she loves her Momma. Awww! Go home.

03) Casey James
He sang, “It’s All Over Now”. Yes, it is.
His rents are divorced. OMG, mine our too. Oh wait, they were never married… that’s right, I’m a bastard child. The judges loved it, and Kara drooled, and that was the end of it. He makes Ryan look like a Midget man.

04) Lacey Brown
She sang, “Ruby Tuesday”. I don’t like rubies… or you.
Ellen thought it was sleepy, and so did the rest of the judges. She’s a really pretty girl, but my GAWD she sucks. My ears drums… they’re bleeding… THEY’RE BLEEDING.

05) Andrew Garcia
He sang, “Gimmie Shelter”. You’re a Gang Baby, you need it.
His Gangsta Papa is so cool. The judges were not fans of it, and Kara rambled on about something she doesn’t probably know about. Yo’ Dawg, you suck. But, I still got love for ya’ maaaaan. Oh wait, no I don’t.

06) Katie Stevens
She sang, “Wild Horses”. Wild horses are way cooler than her.
I think she was wearing too much make-up. But, oh well… she’s not my thing. It was boring and I wish the wild horses would take her away.

07) Tim Urban
He sang, “Under My Thumb”. My song would be called, “Under My Middle Finger”.
He has 10 siblings! Uh, Mormon? I didn’t say that, I’m sorry. Oh my gawd, does he have girl nails? I thought it was pretty good. The judges hated it though, but we never agree.

08) Siobhan Magnus KITTEN KILLER
She sang, “Paint it Black”. Or purple…
Her heart IS black. He outfit was the coolest for the show. It was some weird Adam Lambert thing, but it was still cool. Ellen compared her to Snooki’s poof. The judges loved her. I could picture her singing, “Talking Heads”. Oh, and her family looks cool and throwbackish.

09) Lee Dewyze
He sang, “Beast of Burden”. Rawr.
Well, since my favorite girl left… I’m stuck with liking Lee because I hate the rest. SO, he did good. The judges liked it, but have an issue with his personality. I have an issue with him licking his lips all of the time. STOOOOP IT DUDE! Get some chap stick or something’. Does he sniff or sell paint?

10) Paige Miles
She sang, “Honky-tonk Woman”. Yeehaw?
How is she here and Lilly Scott isn’t? Watching her is like stepping barefoot in dog vomit; it’s nasty. I can’t stand her, and I dunno why. She needs to go home. But, her little jumper outfit thing was cute.

11) Aaron Kelly
He sang, “Angie”. *Starts singing Helen Reddy*. Oh, wrong person. Psh.
He was adopted. Well, his Momma did well when she picked him out, huh? The judges thought it was his best ever, and it’s true. I still don’t like him…

12) Crystal Bowersox
She sang, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”. Really? WATCH ME!
Duuuuude, she’s kinda cool. It was boring, but it was also very Crystalishness. The judges were not HUGE fans of it, but liked it. I want dreads.

For the most part… they were not that great. And I think the Rolling Stones would puke a little bit if they watched it. But, maybe next week will be better.

Paige Miles has got to go… plz.

What do you think?

Cait Hagar

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