Who got voted off American Idol 2011 Season 10

Ahh, finally we’re getting closer to being done with the American Idol Auditions. Well, at least I hope. Because if I have to see Posh Pepper again, I’m going to heave…

This week they were in Denver, CO. I just don’t picture Colorado having that much talent. ‘Course, I’ve not been there much. But, still.

Yesss, Posh Pepper was back. And I have no idea why. This time she was just as orange and nasty looking. Oh my gawd, has she gained a pound? NOOOO! That’s just the 14 layers of spray tan.

Anywho, the first contestant was a Cheese Loving, Jack Black wannabe and a Fugitive. WHOA! We just love those. This guy said that he had been on the run his whole life with his mother. ‘Course he isn’t anymore, but was. Was I watching American Idol? Orrr, America’s Most Wanted? Oh, his name is Mike Labriola, BTW! And if you have seen him, please feel free to call 1-800-Idol-Fugitive. He got a golden ticket too!

They showed some people who were B-Slapping the camera. Yeah, that’s right. YOU SHOW ‘EM WHO’S BOSS… (even though no one cares).

Next up was a Seattle Chick, by the name of Danelle Hayes. YAY for people who live in Washington… I dunno what that means. Anyway! She has had it rough and really needs a break (don’t we all?). She sang, “I’m The Only One” by Melissa Etheridge. She pretty much screamed it, and it was horrible. BUT, the judges seemed to love her and they sent her through. O_O!

Casey James: He has some multiple compound fractures in some femurs and some stuff. And that was his sob story. He sang and was sooo boring. But, the girls thought he was cute and made him take his shirt off. EWWW! Not impressive dude. They thought he needed to work on his personality, but he got a golden ticket.

Some chick with 40 kids, Tori Kelly was up next. She was only 16, so I figured the kids weren’t hers, but I still dunno why she brought that many. Gawd! Children should be banned EVERYWHERE. I think she went to the same tanning salon that Posh did. She was kinda cute and the judges liked her, soooo she got through. Maybe all those kids can go too.

There was this guy who looked like a bird, but I forget his name. He didn’t make it though, soooo. KAAH KAAH!

AHHHHHHH KENNY! Kenny thinks he’s great; Kenny thinks he’s the male Marry J. Blige. Kenny is delusional. He sang, screamed and yelled… Oh Em Gee! But, he knows he’s awesome and THAT’S all that matters.

Is it me or did Posh look like a melted manikin?

There was some good people, there was some bad. Then there was a dude in a Bikini. Yes, a dude… in a string bikini. He sang Achy, Breaky Heart… and since he was the last of the day, the judges just walked out on him. Poor guy!

IS IT HOLLYWOOD WEEK NEXT WEEK? I sure hope so. Or I just might die.

Who was your favorite tonight?

Check out Jebbica’s/Eric’s Recap and also Liz’z Recap.

Cait Hagar

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