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Denver Auditions American Idol Season 9 Live Blog

You are in for a treat tonight fans of American Idol and Idol-Mania.  We are going to try the mid Live Blog hand off, from Eric to Jebbica in mid stream sometime tonight during the Live Blogging of the Denver Auditions of 2-2-2010.
( don’t try this at home – It takes extreme amounts of timing and editing and well, just kidding)

It is Summer 2009 in Denver when the American Idol Judges, staff and 1000’s of hopefuls showed up for their 15 minutes of fame or a Golden ticket to Hollywood. ( American Idol Hollywood rounds are airing tomorrow so be back for that sweet and low down on the golden ticket winners). While it’s summer 2009 in Denver on our Fox affiliate TV show, it’s 2 feet of snow on the ground here in Richmond Va, as I live blog the event on February 2, 2009.  Yes ABC’s LOST is back on as well, but the first hour is a recap, no big deal, at 9 PM is when the Real ABC’s LOST get’s started..

I see a theme brewing..

Aboard Oceanic Flight 815, opps.  Our favorite on lovable Ryan Secrest introduces us to the Denver Mile High Club, otherwise know as the “want to be famous Denver natives and vagabonds that trekked to elevated city”  for their chance to screech, howl, and sometimes sing for the AI Judges.

7:59 EST – FOX affiliate – Time for the Idol theme and to begin the mockery of a travesty of a sham known as the idol auditions, did they save the best or the worst for last?

Victoria Beckham is back to judge on day one in Denver. Someone get Posh Spice a Sandwich stat!

The first contestant, um says he looks like Jack Black rolls onto the stage, Mark Labironia ? who loves cheese sings “Tempted” and actually sounds pretty good! Four yes and a Golden Ticket. Kinda of had a Chris Sligh look and feel.

Mario Galvan the laugher, who is a nicotine addiction councilor, sings Jail House Rock. That reminds me, I need a smoke. Simon gives the Laugher a giant NO as we laughed his way out of the room with 4 no’s. That’s the first commercial break. So far two contestants one golden ticket and s preview of a potential zany evening. Ps. Hurley and Jack are playing golf as John Lock attempts to discover the Island Mystery

The I hate everyone montage of disgruntled Idol non ticket winner losers. Bleep, Bleep, get that camera away for me, until we meet single mom, Kimberly and her 5 year old daughter. Kimberly Kerbow has the looks and the personality, but will the vocals match. Yo Dog Randy, and Pixey Stick Beckham say Yes, and Simon thinks she has a great personality and wears a wig. Oh well she is through along with a large group of people who get tickets yet we are not introduced to them at all. Thank’s Idol!.

Now another sob story another single mom Danelle who is in a cover band, and begins crying in front of the judges. Danelle Hayes belts out “I’m the Only One” and gets the praises from the judges. Commercial

It’s a place where weird stuff happens the Island on Lost that is, but the Freighter blows up making the Oceanic 6 and the Island moves in time and space. ( Just like Simon’s inept comments).

Jeb you here yet LOL! The Baton is handed over to Jeb

KC the Sawyer Look A Like!!

….ahhh! I wasn’t ready! So, here’s what I caught…they sent two people through, a guy who totally DID look like Sawyer from ‘Lost’ (great observation, E!), and a girl who Simon described as looking like “a human orange” (great observation, S!), neither of whom could sing that well, but Posh thought they had “the whole package”, so they’re through. Speaking of ‘Lost’, is anyone else excited that it’s coming back on tonight? I was never into it until I sat down and watched all five seasons this summer. It’s no ‘The Wire’, which is the series I just finished watching, but it’s pretty good TV! But anyway, we are still having Idol auditions? Seriously? Haven’t we been at this for about four months now? Does “Hollywood Week” last for a year? I digress….

It’s time for Day 2 in Denver. Of course, the first guy I get to see for the live-blog is, some dude who apparently went to the Kenny Powers School of Awesomness, because he’s the only person who thinks he rocks. Posh…for some reason she looks like she went to Whoville to get her hair done. Dr. Seuss is in the house! Didn’t catch that guy’s name…but anyway, he wasn’t through to Hollywood, so it doesn’t really matter. A guy even more horrible went next. His name actually is Kenny (not Powers), and he thought he was the male Mary J. Blige and tried to sing her entire catalog. Despite his protests, the judges informed him that he wasn’t all that.

The baddies are super-bad in Denver, and the baddie montage is full of gems.  Nikki Nix flew from Italy to audition in Denver, and I think she didn’t nothing but suck helium the whole ride there.  She sang slightly better than she talked, and she was pretty, so she gets a golden ticket.  I’m getting the feeling that it doesn’t matter if you can sing good or not in Denver; if you look decent, you’re through. Which must mean that there are a LOT of uglies that we didn’t get to see.

Ooh, Ellen is on Idol next week! Finally!  I think Katy Perry has been my favorite guest judge so far this season. She’s not the one I liked the most, but I definitely dug how honest she was.  Who did you like best?

Haley is totally adorable and has a life story very similar to my boyfriend’s…she was premature and had to be on a breathing machine. She sang Carrie Underwood and sounded very country, which Simon liked since “she didn’t sing Mary J. Blige, so she was different.” Oh, did I mention she was black? Don’t be racist, Simon! Anyway, she was super-cute and was my favorite of the night.

K, I’m gonna skip Bikini Boy because Lost is on. Bye!

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