Who got voted off American Idol 2011 Season 10

Well, because this week American Idol Auditions were in Chicago. And in case you don’t know where that is, it’s in Illinois. YAY! This is where our current president is sorta from so maybe a “CHANGE WILL COME” and we will have an entire show of awesomeness…. orrrr not.

Shania Twain was the guest judge, and she still looks sooooo pretty. Even though you never hear of her anymore because she’s OLD. Ooooh, I remember when I was little, my Mum and I would listen to her. BUT, I’ve grown up and started listening to music that makes my Mom want to die. So, no more of that. Lolz!

Moving on…

First of the freaks was: Katelyn Epperly. She was boring, I liked her voice, but there was really nothing there that was different. She sang, “Sugar and Honey” by Duffy – which is a cute song. One thing I will say about her is, she had the best hair of the whole show. It was cute a poofy. She made it through, but I don’t know if she’ll make it very far.

Then there was the voluptuous, Amy Lang: She was just happy to be alive. She was spazzed out. I’m not sure what she was on, but I want sooooome. Anyways, she sang, “Dr. Feel Good” but, her voice made me feel nauseated to be honest. She also has sick dreams about Ryan Seacrest. I think she could break him. O_O! RUN RYAN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!111!!!! Oh, Oh, Oh – she even did some Boob Boxing (as Kara called it) with her boobz (Duh!). And trust me, there was allot of boob to be doing that with.

There was some good ones after that, and then there was some whack jobs. Including a guy in spandex, a few dikes, and some wannabe Prom Queens. Ahhh, I love Chicago.

Well, here is a another sob story. This chick named Angela Martin: She has all kinds of problems with her child, and everything seems to go wrong when she tries out for Idol. I know who she is from last year. And probably the year before that, because she has been turned down 47 times. So, like any trooper – she’s not giving up. She made it through, lets see how she does this time.

Brian Krause: Supposedly he was in the Army, buuuut it didn’t last long. And after watching him, I know why. All I could think of while looking at him was, “Look – it’s a giant, cross-eyed, buck-toofed beaver”. He sang Tiny Tim, and while doing that he proceeded to prance around like a gay unicorn. He got rejected, so I guess now he will have to go back to building those Dams in the woods. Buh bye d00d!

Guess how many got through on the first day? ALL OF EIGHT. Oh yeah, that’s a real talented city.

Theeeen there was this guy by the name of John Park: For some reason I found him to be cute, and I have no idea why. His voice was old fashioned and really didn’t match the way he looked, but he did okay. Shania thought he was cute too, because she was talking about his head (which one?) and his bootay, and some other grotesque things. COUGAR, Reeeow!

Well, that’s all I have to say about that. I don’t like Chicago. NOMOREZ! Actually… I never did anyway.

ORLANDOOOOOO! Here they come, please be better!

Sooo, what did you guys think? If you’re from Chicago and I totally dissed your crib, I’m sorry. But, there’s no talent there. Pffft!

Be sure to read: Liz’z Recap and also, Jebbica’s Recap

Cait Hagar

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