Who got voted off American Idol 2011 Season 10

They were in Atlanta, Georgia! YAY! I’ve always wanted to go there, and I have no idea why. It just seems like a fun place. But, anywho. Their guest judge was the LOVELY fur wearing, animal lover, Mary J. Blige. I really wasn’t too thrilled to see her, but she makes for a good article, eh?

As Liz said in her article, Marry said… “Miss ConGEELiality.” She obviously wasn’t one. Lolz!

Here are the few that I found to be most memorable, and the ones I LOLZ-ed at, or just loved.

First of my faves, was: Vanessa Wolfe. She had on the most awesome pants I have seen in a long time. They were NEON GREEN and totally pimp. Ya’ know what else was cool about this chick? Her hair! I’ve never seen hair quite like that, and I think I loved it. She sang some really boring song, but she had a fairly good voice. I think she’s cute, and I really do think she could make it with something. She won Miss Congeeliality with her awesome personality. She also got the golden ticket! W00t!

They showed a few really good people, and this one chick with braces who looked NOTHING like what she sounded, did really well. YAY for the geeky looking freaks, who actually turn out awesome. FTW!

Next on my OMGSOCOOL list is: Vanessa Wolfe. She was quite the country bumpkin, but yet she was really cool. She is from Tennessee, and likes to jump off of bridges. Okay, that just makes her cooler. She has no life, and likes to buy $4.50 dresses at the dollar store. Wait… isn’t everything at the dollar store… A DOLLAR? Anyways, she made it to Hollywood where now she will get to ride on an Arow-plane. Yaaahooo!

I think Mary J. looked constipated. *Does constipated face like her* – yeah, I have no idea. Moving on!

HALLY HARDEN: This chick was the, “Human Guitar” which was slightly scary. And she talked about how people wanted to “Strum her” and “Tune” her. Yeah, those are called CREEPS hunny. I know you’re from the boonies, but good lord. She reminded me of Kelly Pickler (with her being all oblivious and all), and aside from the hideous outfit, she was really cute. And she surprisingly had a good voice. She made it through. YAY! I bet in Hollywood week, she’ll get all High Tech and be the “Human iPod thingy”.

First on my OMGWTH? list is: Jesse Hick… I MEAN Hamilton. He was a tall, skinny, almost teefless weirdo who has died 12 times. He decided to sing a Garth Brookes song, “Tomorrow Never Comes!” which is the truth if you die as much as he has. He sang it quite nicely. It sort of sounded like a dying chimp. YeeeeeHaaaaw. He kind of reminded me of Boomhower off of King Of The Hill. He didn’t make it through. Which is sad… RIP Mister.

Skiiposki: What in the he… is THAT? I don’t think anyone else knew what that was either. All I know is he IS the dollar store, and he’s like the store, because he is worf a dollah. Yo’ dawg, even Randy Jack*** didn’t even know what he was talking about. Now, you know there’s something wrong when that happens. He sang “Grape Vine” and was actually good. I think he had one to many grapes… perhaps in a glass?

Oh my gawd. Here are some Barbie wannbe chicks I hated from the beginning. Carmen and Lauren. Miss Lauren sang, and it was absolutely atrocious. I was like, “Wow, these things have been lied to all their lives.” – BUT THEN the other one sang, and actually did fairly good. So I was like, “OH, that other one was just lied to by her friend.” Of course it was one of those dramatic scenarios where one makes it through and the other one pretends to still be their friend, but you know what’s going to happen.

This one needs his own group. I call this, IFREAKINLOVETHISDUDE!
His name is General Larry Platt. He was an awesome 62 year old man, who just wanted to show the world this awesome song he wrote. It’s called, “Pants On The Ground”. Simon thought that song could really be a hit, and now it’s trending on Twitter. I really hope that guy gets to record it or something. It’s so cool! He didn’t make it, but now he is famous all over the cyberwebs. FTW DUDE!

I hated Atlanta, ya’ll phail. But, next week should be more interesting with Chicago. W00t.

Be sure to check out Liz’z Recap and Jebbica’s Recap.

What did ya’ll think? I really do need to lose that wannbe southern thing. I live in the BIG city where we talk normal. Oops, sowwy! =D

Cait Hagar

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