Who got voted off American Idol 2011 Season 10

Well as you know they were in Boston Massachusetts – which is supposed to be The City Of Champions. LMAO! I’m sure that’s what it is. So, we’ll see if they live up to their name.

BTW to all those who care, these are just my opinions about people who I found most memorable… whether it be for good or bad reasons. Lolz!

My Top 6 Horrid Auditions Tonight.

The first one of the night. I’m sure you guys remember that thing, whatever it was. Her name was Janet or Janice? (I forgot her last name). She said she plays that American Idol game, and in the game everyone just loves her. She was a beautiful, talented… oh crap! That’s the wrong person. This chick was scaring me, with all her dumping, and her flabby stomach waving at me. She seemed happy to be alive, but probably for all the wrong reasons. She sang, “Pocket Full Of Sunshine” by Natasha Bedingfield. I don’t like that song, and I really didn’t like it done by her. Needless to say the judges didn’t like it either. Oh my gawd, did you see her armpits? *Vomits a little in my mouth*.

Is it me or does Victoria Beckham, (Posh Pepper) look like a nasty, dried out piece of Jerky?

Next up that I found oddly fascinating was… Pat Ford. HOLLA! HOLLA, HOOOOLLLLAAAA! He screamed “Womanizer”, by the lovely Brittney Spears. I thought his dance movies were really awesome, and he was not even close to a dweeb. But, he was outgoing and happy, so I guess that’s all that matters. Randy told him to never sing again. Agreed!

I think there was something in Simon’s eye, because he was winking allot. And I KNOW he was not doing it out of nice-ness. Maybe he has dry-eye. *Wink*

Derrick Hilton: OMGWTH? Someone got into the helium, and then the steroids… oh there’s the helium again. That was all very strange, and his voice was up and down, and back and forth… Yo dude, I got some Clean and Clear if you want to use it on your face. PLEASE! He said something along the lines of “Chris Brown touches children.” That was sort of weird, because I could SWEAR he does other unfriendly things. The judges said nooooo to him. How sad.

Andrew Fenton: Wow, he looked Mental. And my Mother seems to think he looks like Superman (I think)! I’m not sure what she’s on, but that ain’t no Superman. He scared me by looking at him, but you know me – I’m not one to judge books by their covers. HAHA! Totally lying brews. He and Kara got into it, and I like when Kara gets feisty. Those are the only moments I like her. He was sort of a condescending freak that I wanted to punch. YAY! Okay, next.

Ryan Keane: Oh this guy was an Epic Fail. He sort of made me feel emo. But, I’m sure his Momma is very proud of him. Is it just me or did he look like an Ant?

There was this one guy, called Alberta, or Norburto… or something. I’m not really sure if it was male or female. But, all I know is he looked like Michael Jackson and Adam Lambert’s love child. Problem was, there was nothing to love about that thing. He sang, “Every Time We Touch” – and I’m not sure who would want to touch that.

OH, OH, OH – I know what Posh Pepper looked like. She looked like those Alien/Cat creatures from Avatar. Only she was orange instead of blue.

My Top 5 Favorite Auditions Tonight.

Tylor Grady: You guys may think I’m weird for liking him, but he was cool beans. He was weird looking and a total throw back to the 70’s. I really thought he was going to be horrible, and I was going to have to jab my ears out with my pen, but nah. He was perdy good. Even the judges liked him, he made it through. So, YAY! I forgot what he sang though.

Katie Stevens: She had one of those stories that made you feel bad, and of course they do that to you just for that reason. She was only 16 and she was SO good. Her Grandmother has alzheimer’s and Katie wanted to do something before her Grandma couldn’t remember. *Sobs*. She was so good, and the judges loved her. I think she will make it a little ways.

JUSTIN WILLIAMS: Holy hawtness. Okay, so he wasn’t that hot, but he was kind of cute. And he had an okay voice… which is good right? Looks don’t get you everything children, remember that. But, anyway, the girls loved him and he made it through. He was another one who had a depressing story, that makes you go, “Awwwwww *sobs*”. God, I hate sad stories. Not that they actually touch my heart, but that’s because my heart isn’t normal… why? Because my heart is cold. OMG let me hear the sobs, k GO.

Bosa Mora: His Mother had the best outfit ever. And the hat was an Epic Win. I kind of agreed with Simon with the fact the he was very boring. I don’t think he will make it long, but his Mom is cool.

Leah Laurenti: Her rents don’t believe in music, and pretty much think Satan lives in it. But, she wanted to prove them wrong and go try out to see if she could make it. She did really well, and the judges put her through. I noticed her rents were not there to support her. Hmmmm… Buttwhipes. She was the last of the night and I think she was also the best.

I was not extremely impressed with anyone, and I think Boston Mass could very well fall off into the ocean and no one would care. =D

CAN’T WAIT FOR TOMORROW!

What are your thoughts? Who did you think did good? All of us on Idol Mania seem to have way different opinions. That’s for sure.

Cait Hagar

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