Sanjaya Malakar is Just Dipped in Wrong Sauce!
Each week on American Idol we endure the joke of Sanjaya. He continues to get support from people that wish to vote for the worst or are just anti-idol. As one blog comment put it Sanjaya Malakar is an American Idiot rather than an American Idol.
We have heard about Sanjaya and the Hula-Hoop. We know he looks up to fellow freak show Michael Jackson. Every song he picks is meant to be sung by a female. At least the inner Bitch came out last night as Sanjaya make a snarky comment back to Simon. Guess it’s his/her/its time of the month. That’s right Sanjaya, Simon Can’t pull off the Mohawk look nor would he be fool enough to even try!
To top it all off, Sanjaya is all about the hair. In last nights performance show, 3-27-08 the faux-hawk, Mohawk, pony-hawk was displayed. It was a seven pointer for good luck Sanjaya explained. If you didn’t fall off your couch laughing at this mockery of a shame of two mockerys then their is something in your life that is just a little off. There were only two proper responses to last nights Bathwater performance. Either losing your dinner or laughing your butt off. It’s time to throw out the Bathwater and make sure the baby Sanjaya gets thrown out as well.
Idol producer head cheese and money grubbing Executive producer Nigel Lythgoe, in a Monday conference call with reporters, called this season’s freak factor “the Sanjaya
Effect.â€
Quote Lythgoe: “I feel as though last week I was myself Sanjayaed purely and simply because he’s got guts, this kid, and you have to applaud that, and if half the people with more talent than him had his guts, we’d get better talent all around.â€
Sorry Folks, but all indications are that Sanjaya will not be voted off tonight 3-28-07 and we must see, hear and laugh / puke another week of Sanjaya the American Idol Idiot.
What to expect from Sanjaya Mohawk next week 4-3-07?
Sanjaya in spandex, working his hula hoop, and talking through a song, while reading crib notes. And the Hair? Well that is what we can all expect the worst. Just eat a light dinner on Tuesday 4-3-07, because cleaning that up from the couch can be a mess!
That Sanjaya Wrong Sauce can permanently stain!
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11 responses so far ↓
1 sanjaha is bad // Mar 28, 2007 at 7:43 pm
He is an american idiot why is he even on the show? nobody likes him! he sucks
2 Princess Lea // Mar 28, 2007 at 10:00 pm
He, in one fleeting moment, killed the entire punk rock movement. Rest in peace!
3 HxC Sanjayaaa // Mar 29, 2007 at 12:55 am
sanjaya does suck at singing, but i cant help but love him. :]
4 anderson // Mar 29, 2007 at 1:59 am
Sanjaya rocks! ‘VOTE SANJAYA OR DIE’!
http://surrendermartha.com/vsaordit.html
5 sam // Mar 30, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Stop the venemous assault on Sanjaya. Most of you didn’t have the guts or bravery to be doing what he is doing, so cut him slack. And he IS better entertaining than half the remaining contestants left who are either bland or boring.
6 Heather // Mar 30, 2007 at 5:34 pm
It’s not that we don’t have the guts or bravery to do this; It’t that we have the “common sense” not to do this, because we know we can’t sing either, Sam!
7 Kim // Mar 31, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Just keep .dumping on Sanjaya…it only makes me want to vote for him more. The guy is not that bad. This anger is obviously directed at his South Asian ancestry. It’s all racial. The other people who were kicked off deserved to go.
8 Heather // Mar 31, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Your mentality evades all reasoning!
9 jim said, // Apr 1, 2007 at 10:23 am
everyone keep on saying what u want but if u download his songs and play them u will find he’s got a great voice and is doing just what the judges said he had to do to stay.”u have to use what u have and get noticed”. and coming from myself until sajaya showed on my telivision for the last 20 years the only other thing i could get interested in was star trek. now i can’t wait each week for american idol to see the contestants. so ‘vote for sanjaya and give him the confidence to continue his self image great songs!!!
10 Cathryn // Apr 1, 2007 at 10:43 am
Listen, here’s the deal….He DOES actually have a nice voice. The judges kept saying to make things your own (to be original) and he HAS! Ok, so the hairstyle was wierd and made us all laugh, but he made it work and brought attention to himself…..he is using his showmanship. He is nervous, young, gutsy, inexperienced and sorta cute too (in his own way). Each week he has done what was asked of every contestant…..”come out a little more and make yourself stand out”. He has a different style as each of the others do, and while some of the songs, I particulary didnt like (You really got me going – ugh, was the worst) if you listen to the songs he does a really nice job with them. Let up on the kid….so what, he can hula. What’s the big issue here? Petty, stupidity, generally narrow-minded, and not a very compassionate people – arent you (no wonder our government is screwed up).
11 Karla // Apr 1, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Are you saying all the same people who voted for Sanjaya also voted our present congress in? You know what, you probably are right, they’re all screwed up, too.
HE CAN’T SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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