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American Idol Parody Transcipt: 3-3-06

Back Stage at Non PC American Idol:

Brennahaha:  I am so sure I will win this whole thing, I am the best ever, trust me!
Ace-of Diamonds: Dude, How’s my Hair look?
Paula Abs: ( Burp), Acey wanna to Duecy?
Simon-Bar-Sinister: Paula, your skills as a performer are showcased in your cleavage, nothing more, nothing less.
Randy-name-dropper: Well, when I was working with…
Paula Abs: Shut the hell up Randy, I mean Simon, I mean Both of ( Burp) you guys.
Ayla:  Hey where can I shoot some hoops?
Becky O’ Poser: I know I got voted off, but my twin sister and I need more exposure, where did those Playboy reps go?

Ace-of Diamonds: Dude, Which way does my hair look better,  this way or this way?
Simon-Bar-Sinister: If I wasn’t making a GaZillion dollars on this thing I would puke!!
Paula Abs: I didn’t puke, I’m Not Drunk..
Randy-Name–Dropper: You got a Little “Arnset” on you their Janis Joplin to be..
Mandi-booty: Why does my contract have a Safety Clause? What’s this about the “Beep Beep “  noise when ever I go Backwards?
Producers:  Guys, Girls, Be ready In Five, take your places

Simon-Bar-Sinister: Ladies, Gentleman, Let’s get ready to Rumble…
Chris-Daughter-rocker: Sweet!  Dude! Rock On.
Bobby Ben-dover:  Barry Manilow it is then.  Rock on and on.
Lisa Tuckered-out:  Geeze guys, can’t we all get along?
Paris Bennefits: I better not be related to that Cubby Clown that sings Manilow..MOMMMM

Paul Ads: Hey Acey, Like my Boobies? (Burp)
Ace-of Diamonds:  You got cool Hair Paula, Who does it?
Producers:  Um People, People, we got a show to do,, Places Everyone.
Jeff Propst ‘Survivor guide”: Yo Randy, Paula, Simon, Need a Hand?
Simon-bar-Sinister: Get off my Island you little wanker!!
PUCK-Real-World:  Can I play too? I Lost my 15 minutes and can’t find them.

The Donald: Your Fired Simon!!  LOL I always wanted to say that.
Simon-Bar-Sinister:  Trump this, I haven’t seen hair like that since “ The Flock of Seagulls Broke up” Now get off my stage and NO you can’t be “MY Apprentice”

Paul Abs: Hey were did the wet bar GO?
The Audience: YOU DRANK IT ALL PAULA!!!
“Sway”: And I got a Burrito honey, da na nana na!  Low Rider DER get a little closer….
Kelly Picked a Pepper: I am just so happy to be here. ( tears running down her face)
Kevin Co-vain:  Um, Like, um don’t cry little girl!
LakeCrest:  Lakecrest out!
Grayer Hicks: Where is my Grecian formula?
Bucky Covent-a-beer:  Are you ready for some Football!!! I missed Daytona for this, let’s Roll!!  Hunting seasons over!!

The show’s about the begin:

Simon-Bar-Sinsiter:  Ok Losers on the right,  Chris and Lisa go to the left.

The curtain raises and the show must go ON!! LIVE!!

Author: Eric G
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