Who got voted off American Idol 2011 Season 10

The horror to results night on American Idol. So many fake-outs, commercials, lip syncing… you know. Ahh, we love this show and all it’s glory. But, who got voted off of American Idol? Or did anyone get voted off? SUSPENSE. Here is my recap of American Idol results night 3-24-10.

Ryan came out, talking about the judges, as always. As if the show was only about them… Then he proceeded to enlighten us as to how many votes there were. Only 30 million. Oh how bad that sucked for the person who got the least amount. Aha. Ryan also talked about how there are only 10 spots for the Summer Tour. Which I keep forgetting about.

As some of your might have been hearing lately… the contestants have been a bit “pitchy dawg” as Randy would put it. But, maybe there’s an actual reason for that?! So, J-Lo’s husband, Marc Anthony stopped by to give all of the idol contestants a few lessons on how those ear pieces work. I’m assuming it was a lot of help, because he did this before Motown night and none of them sucked. You might be creepy looking, Marc, but GO you. Enlighten me as to how at dude got with J-Lo?

Oh Jesus. No. Not the group number. PLEASE. OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOP. Oh crap. It happened. Of course they sang songs from Motown. Not like we haven’t had enough of that. They all looked good though. I’ll say that much. Lauren was seriously about to bust out of the top part of that dress though. Stevie Wonder joined in on the fun and sang with the contestants. That was probably cool for them. I love his receding hair line. It’s cool. He’s blind, what does he care? And he’s Stevie Wonder for god sakes. So, he makes that hair cool.

While Stevie Wonder was still there, the brought out a big, bright coloured cake and a nice portrait (made by Naima???) for Steven Tyler’s 197th Birthday. Oh, how cool. Everyone sang Happy Birthday, and it was a happy time. He doesn’t look a day over 600.

Time for some actual results.
Lauren Alaina, Scotty McCreery and Pia Toscano got brought down to the center of the stage. We obviously knew that none of these people were going to be in the bottom 3. Even though I was seriously hoping Pia would be in the bottom. Just to knock her arrogance down a few notches. But no, Ryan tried to scare them by saying “You all 3 are packing your bags…….. to go on tour.” Oh how you unfunny you are Ryan Secrest. No wonder you’ve stuck with that show so long. If you tried Stand Up, monkeys would throw their Poo at you.

One of my favourite Bands Sugarland, performed. My Mother and I were debating over her outfit. I thought it was just adorable. She thought she looked like “an Elf gone bad, and she looks like she’s wearing a diaper.” Obviously the woman knows nothing. That song gets stuck in my head every time I hear it, but I have no idea what the lyrics are, so I just end up making noises according to the rhythm of that song, while trying to sound like her. It’s all very weird.

Did you know James Durbin thinks he’s a Pro-Wrestler? Yup! He could Twitch the crap out of someone I’m sure. Aha. No, but they did show a clip of the contestants having a little bit of fun beating the crap out of each other with paint pans and pillows. What a loving group.

After that was over, Ryan brought James and Paul down to the center of the stage. But, kept them at a distance. WHYYY? BECAUSE HULK HOGAN POPPED OUT. Holy ballz. He said crap I couldn’t understand, but James was having a freakin’ meltdown. Then, Hulkster unnecessarily ripped off his shirt. My god is he one leathery looking man. That was scary, and so over-done. Aha. But, he gave the news to James and Paul that they were both safe. Are we sure Hulks skin isn’t cow hide?? Could old ladies have furniture made out of that? That seriously scared me. I won’t ever forget that. If he did commercials about not going in the sun too much, because it’s “bad for you” there might be a better impact on people.

Down to some more results.
Naima Adedapo, Thia Megia, Jacob Lusk, Casey Abrams and Sefano Langone were brought down. Thia Megia and Stefano Langone were not fanned by America and were thrown into the pit of hell. Along with Casey Abrams. Which was a shock to most. He (of course) had to sing for his life. But, before he really got started… the judges cut him off. He was having a mental breakdown, thinking they were trying to shut him up. But, the used the Save on him. And he had another mental breakdown, and was cussing. OH YAY.

Here is video of Casey Abrams getting Saved on American Idol.

This means 11 are going on Tour this year. But 2 contestants are going home next week. Oh no.

What did you think about the Save being used on Casey Abrams?

Didn’t Jennifer Hudson perform sometime in there? I totally forget when or where. Sorry. I know she looked really good but the song made no sense. =D

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