As many of you guys probably know… this week was themed after Motown. Now, supposedly American Idol said that they were going to cut out a lot of the themes… however decided to keep this one. Why? Ugh. If you guys are interested in a run-down-recap, keep reading… if you want to check out the actual performances, you should go check out American Idol Top 11 Videos. I posted all of last nights performances there, just for you to see. Even when the judges had to say.
Okay, on with the recap. First off. What was up with J-Lo’s outfit, and how did her eyeshadow match it? If I ever went out looking like that, people would throw crap at me. Aha. Right, because I live in a zoo. Oh did you get that? Probably not. But, anyway. She looked like a freakin’ Disco Cheerleader. Ew!
Ryan babbled about stuff none of us care about. And then out of no where, some relevant information comes out. Did you know, who ever makes it into the Top 10 gets to go on the Summer Tour? I totes forgot about that. Whew! Who’s going this year?
We got a Motown History Lesson… and because I hate History, you could say I didn’t really listen. I know that there was really no white people who sang that stuff, because none of us have soul. No seriously. White people can’t sing. That is all. Aha.
Finally. On to the contestants. Which is what this show is about.
Casey Abrams | “Heard It Through The Grapevine” by Marvin Gaye
That hair was not the best thing since sliced bread. What was up with it exactly? Who thinks he’s getting creepier? Oh how much I love it. But, tonight was not good. If he approached me in person looking like that, I would literally run for my life. AHHHH! The performance was okay. That song is really bad though. It’s redundant on that show.
Thia Megia | “Heat Wave” by Martha and the Vandellas
SHE GOT MORE EXCITING. Oh my god. I almost jumped out of my seat in shock when I saw her moving around the stage and actually looking happy. I was so sick of her raining-on-parades-performances. She looked cute, as always… and did well. The judges of course liked it.
Jacob Lusk | “You’re All I need To Get By” by Marvin Gaye
It was said that he is the perfect dude for Motown. Okay, I used to like Jacob, but now he’s just boring. And annoying. But, apparently the audience loved it, because some of them were running up on stage to give him a hug. Oh my god. He wasn’t that great. SIT DOWN YOU IMBECILES.
Lauren Alaina | “You Keep Me Hanging On” by The Supremes
Otherwise known as Whoren. Isn’t that what Ryan called her? That made my night. It was funny. But, on a serious note. She looked really pretty. I wish I could look like that in that dress. It was fabulous. The judges liked her performance, of course. Ah, she’s cute.
Stefano Langoe | “Hello” by Lionel Richie
What did we establish during his duration on TV? He grew up on Motown. His Mom cooks and uses a lot of Garlic. Gordon Ramsey doesn’t like his Moms cooking. And he sucks. By that I mean, Stefano sucks. How boring is he? He needs to 86 himself from the area. He can go this week.
Haley Reinhart | “You Really Got A Hold On Me” by Smokey Robinson
Dimples. Who else noticed those? And no, I don’t mean on her face. Oh my goshhhh. Girl. You need to work out them thighs. Oh, that is such a gross thing to say. Sorry. In other news. Her outfit was cute, and she did okay. I hope she isn’t in the Bottom this week. That would suck for her.
Scotty McCreery | “For Once In My Life” by Stevie Wonder.
What happens when you get a good ol’ country boy singing Motown? Something epic. Ah, he did really good on that Stevie Wonder song. I mean, for what it was… it was pimp. He could release that right now and it would be a hit in the country music world. The judges liked it too.
Pia Toscano | “All In Love In Fair” Stevie Wonder
BORING. Pretty though. BUT BORING. That is all I have to say.
Paul McDonald | “Tracks Of My Tears” by Smokey Robinson
The song didn’t seem very fitting. But, in a part of the song, it talked about his smile being weird… in which I would just like to say, IS JUST PERFECT. Kay. As for the performance itself, it wasn’t that good. But, he did bust out the guitar, and anyone who does that is cool in my book. Otherwise. I think he might be going home.
Naimi Adedapo | “Dancing In The Streets” by Martha And The Vandellas
She actually looked really pretty. I hate to be rude (not) but she’s always looked dirty to me. She was pretty though. And her outfit was pretty rad. She also had weird dance moves, but at least she was exciting. The judges seemed to like it too.
James Durbin | “Living For The City” by Stevie Wonder
To me?! This was def not his best. But, he did pretty well. Like always. It just wasn’t very memorable. The judges liked it… and of course he had to showboat it. Whew.
That was it I guess. One thing I’m slightly disappointed in, is the fact that no one really sucked. Saddness.
What did you guys think about Motown Week on American Idol 10? Who do you think will get voted off idol?
Here are my picks for the Bottom 3:
Casey Abrams
Paul McDonald
Naimi Adedapo
Comment your 3 picks in the comment section below. Let’s see who’s right.
Click HERE to go watch the Videos.
Cait Hagar
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5 responses so far ↓
1 Paul Andersen // Mar 24, 2011 at 3:36 pm
I was right last week on the bottom three, but I only shared it with friends. This week my pick for the bottom 3 are: Stefano, Haley and Thia. I think Thia will be leaving us this week. Thanks for your comments. While I have different opinions than yours I enjoy your comments.
2 Amy // Mar 24, 2011 at 11:04 pm
I think you are are racist
3 Tom // Mar 24, 2011 at 11:05 pm
I missed it… who went home
4 Anonymous // Mar 24, 2011 at 11:22 pm
I happen to think Stefano is really good and Scotty too. I think the men are going to take it this year
5 Jake Steed // Mar 25, 2011 at 12:37 am
You’re an idiot. Your assessments are way off and you let your biases get in the way of good judgement. Jacob can be annoying but he was excellent. How you can trash him but say Scott was epic is rediculous. Scott was cool and deserves props for making a motown tune country and likeable, but was not even close to Jacob. And I’d like to see your thighs. You seem like one of those people who worship wafe models and wish you could look like boney girls on the front of magazines. You wouldn’t know hot legs if they were wrapped around your face. If I hadn’t missed who got kicked off tonight I wouldn’t have even found this dumb site with such ignorant non-relavent to singing references. All you say is “Oh she was good and he sucked” what a small mind with no descriptive talent.
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