One down, twelve more American Idol wannabe’s to go. When, really, it should be ELEVEN more to go. Man, this crap is going to take forever. And here I thought fixating on Steven Tyler’s creepy looks, and perverted ways would pass the time. Oh, the disappointment. But, that is neither here nor there, we knew what we were in for when we started watching this, didn’t we? So, let’s get to some relevant information.
To fill in the time, they showed all of the nice things the judges had to say about the contestants… when if I was a judge they obviously wouldn’t even be able to show what I said. Aha. We kinda already knew who would most likely be in the bottom three. But, may the “suspense” begin.
I like how Ryan just assumed we knew Casey Abrams was missing. Unless you read about it here on Idol Mania (lolz) you probably didn’t notice. Ryan also suggested we all wave at Casey, so my automatic reaction was to Princess Wave, like I do to all my neighbors. They never know how to react. But, anywho, he has Stress Ulcers I’m assuming, since he has bleeding issues with his stomach.
The contestants got a taste of the good life… in their Idol Mansion. How fabulous. I guess it’s their incentive to work hard in the competition so they can get famous, rich, and buy their own. MOVING ON!
Oh. My. God. Guess what happened next? The Group Performance. You thought they surely wouldn’t do that this year, right? So did I, and the rest of America. My ears are still bleeding. You cannot get get that many people to sound that good together when they have probably never sang with that many other people in their life. G.T.H.O.
And then, the Ford Commercial. This is when I wondered off. Into the kitchen, up the stairs… to the bathroom. I should have done that with that group lip syncing bullshiz.
All the boys and girls go to go to the Red Riding Hood premiere. Amanda Seyfried is such a cute little elf. Idols got to meet her and few of the other cast from the movie. That was cool for them.
RESULTS (or part of them…)
Ryan was looking for bottom three, which came sooner than I thought it would. So, he had Stefano Langone, Jacob Lusk and Myspace contestant, Karen Rodriguez come down to the center of the stage. I was really hoping it was going to be Stefano.
Jacob admitted he didn’t think he did well. Stefano was one of the few that was wild-carded back into the competition to begin with… so he should go. And Karen, well, we all know she sucks. But, apparently America thought Karen sucked more. Damn! That doesn’t suck. Aha.
My gay and too-old-for-me-even-if-he-liked-girls-BOYFRIEND, Adam Lambert was there. YESSIR! He performed a stripped down version of his new song, “Aftermath”. It wasn’t what I wanted to see from him. At all. Oh well. I was happy to see him. I wonder if J-Lo really taught him how to dougie?
RESULTS (some more of them…)
Ryan brought Lauren Aliana, Ashthon Jones and Haley Reinhart down to the center of the stage. Even though the judges were not huge fans of Lauren’s performance and even she thought it sucked, we knew she was not going home. Seriously. Who was in the bottom to join Karen? Ashthon AND Haley. Holy crap. They got that over with quick. I r proud of Idol.
Sean-P-Diddy-Puffer-Fish-Daddy-Combs (diddy I just type that?) performed ft. Skylar Grey “Coming Home”. I adore her. She is far more amazing than Sean. Seriously. How cute is she? That was just some filler for the show, because it sucked. =D
ACTUAL RESULTS.
Karen – Safe
Haley – Safe
Ashthon – Wild Card? Sings again. NOPE. She’s gone. See ya’. Even my Local News guy said she was too cocky. What’s funny, is she lost her job for Idol. Oh wow. That sucks brah.
Overall it was an okay night. I wasn’t expecting them to get to the bottom three so fast. That was good. What did your guys think about it? Leave you comments in the comment section below. It would make my day if you diiiiiiddy.
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15 responses so far ↓
1 Melo // Mar 11, 2011 at 2:57 am
Ashton was a waste of a wild card space
2 CaitHagar // Mar 11, 2011 at 3:20 am
I agree.
3 Anonymous // Mar 11, 2011 at 1:16 pm
They should have picked Robbie Rosen instead of Ashton………
4 Laura // Mar 11, 2011 at 2:54 pm
you know your kinda a biotch.. hayley is one of my favorites … she has an amazing range…. i do agree about ashthon tho.. she was terrible
5 Madge // Mar 11, 2011 at 2:56 pm
I like the group sing.
6 katie // Mar 11, 2011 at 4:30 pm
your pretty damn funny (: i dont get how ashton got as far as she did, shes awfull! in my opinion americas votes are right on the money so far this year.
7 Cait Hagar // Mar 11, 2011 at 4:47 pm
YESS. Robbie was one I wanted them to bring back.
Yeah, I’m over it. But, Ashthon they only brought back because they thought she would be some kind of… diva thing. I suppose it didn’t work.
Thank you dear. I agree. I have no idea how she got back on there. Her hair did all the work. That’s the only thing I liked about her.
8 // Mar 11, 2011 at 10:27 pm
adam lambert is my bf haha LOL
9 Anonymous // Mar 11, 2011 at 10:32 pm
Ashton sucks so who cares. Haley is such a fake with her stupid facial expressions towards the camera. I love Stefano, although he is not quite as talented as the others. He’s just super cute!
Glad you posted this. My stupid DVR cut the whole thing.
10 Eric Gehler // Mar 11, 2011 at 11:00 pm
Awesome Review Cait!!
11 Nani // Mar 12, 2011 at 5:45 pm
All of you guys yeah guys are wrong . Ashton deserved to be up their she is the full package and to be truthful all of you know that she kills every song she does including Dream girls.
12 Nani // Mar 12, 2011 at 5:50 pm
Now if anyone has anything else to say i think this conversation is totally over and my point is made .BOOM POW!!!!!!!! them apples
13 Cait Hagar // Mar 13, 2011 at 12:21 am
An opinion cannot be wrong. As it is an opinion. But, thank you for YOUR opinion.
I however, disagree. Robbie should have been in there, or Brett… in my opinion.
14 Kristin // Mar 13, 2011 at 1:56 am
In my opinion this is the most talented group of performers on American Idol so far. I think Ashton’s over the top confidence made her seem conceited. The viewers this year, do want the whole package, and with that attitude, she was made herself undesirable. I also believe with all that is on Ryan’s plate, he does a job that nobody else could do the way he does it. Talking crap about this show, after all the wonderful talent it has found, is a disgrace to music. If you don’t appreciate it, don’t watch it!
15 Cait Hagar // Mar 13, 2011 at 2:01 am
When I do make fun of the show, it’s all in good fun. Because it is a bit over-done at times. However, you’re right, this is a very talented group. And I’m sure someone great will win this year, and be huge (hopefully Lauren Aliana).
This show has popped out a lot of talented people over the years.
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