So, Texas it is. Austin, Texas to be precise. Ahh, isn’t everything bigger in Texas or some crap? I was really hoping the talent would be bigger there, but like most nights with Idol… I’m sure something will just tick me off, and I’ll hate everyone. I’m SUCH a loving person. Time to share that love with my Recap of American Idol 10 in Austin, Texas!
As I start writing this, I know it’s going to be boring… so I’m BLASTING music (Love Addict)… so if I start saying lyrics, I’m sorry…
Corey Levoy | This guy was the first of the night. His “sob story” was the fact that he and his sister reunited after living apart as kids, they didn’t meet each other until they were 14 and 16. Aww! How… un-inspirational. What was the point of telling this story? He sang PROBABLY the worst song ever, which happened to be “I Can’t Make You Love Me”. The judges brought his long lost sister in to “judge” her brother. He did pretty well. He reminded me allot of Rascal Flatts. ‘Course everyone (including his sister) thought he was fabulous, and he got the ticket to Hollywood.
*Spaces out* HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE, PUT A LITTLE LOOOOVE IN IT! Oops. Sorry!
Hollie Cavanagh | For the first second I looked at this girl, I thought she was Corey Levoy’s sister. AH! Mind blown. But, no. Instead, she was some 17 year old girl, whom I’m SURE has wanted this her whole life… She sang “At Last”. Like, AT LAST, I’m getting my break. Haha. Well instead of getting her break, she BROKE down, and was a frazzled mess. Hope that girl drinks loads of water, because after all that crying, she’s probably dehydrated. She sucked! And the judges thought so too. But, they gave her another chance to collect herself. After one whole commercial break, she finally sucked it up. Did something fabulous happen? NO! She still sucked. To make matters worse, she did a Miley Cyrus song. Ohhh, if you would have only seen the hatred on my face! But, the judges put her through. Oh my god. Hope this girl loses her ticket to Hollywood.
Rodolfo Ocha | Epic dude with an epically crappy dye job. Nice green hair man. Where’s Cindy Lou? Anywhooo. I was rooting for this freak, we need an “scene” wannabe this year. Did he do well? I think so. I think he did fabulous! He sang “The Circle of Life”… Too bad his voice killed everything IN that circle. LOLZ JK! He should be the next American Idol. But, the judges said no. They know nussink.
John Wayne Schulz | His Dad named him John Wayne so that he would grow up to be a tough guy. Oh right, because if I named my kid Barack Obama… he would grow up to be the first black president… *awkward silence* John Wayne was kind of cute in all his cowboy attire. I was really hoping he would do well. And he did! The judges gave him the golden ticket to Hollywood.
Something that was funny: Ryan got his thumb pinched by ‘Shultz belt buckle. Those will help the rumors Ryan. Watch where you put your hands. Naughtyyyyyy!
Courtney Penry | This delusional 17 year old girl is IN LURVE with Ryan Seacrest. Too bad we now know he’s more into Cowboys and their belt buckles… But anyway, she did a chicken impersonation. Ryan would find that appealing if it went something like this: BUUUUUUCK… BUUUUUCKLE. Haha. See what I did there? She sang “Stay” and did pretty good. The judges gave her a ticket to Hollyweird. W00t. Watch your back Ryan.
Jacqueline Dunford & Nick Fink | Aww, these two were so cute together. All in love and crap! Jacqueline (see pic above) totes has the most epic figure ever. I’d kill for that. And also, she reminded me of Kendra Wilkinson in the face. They both sang separately, and although they’re not great, they get the ticket o Hollywood. They won’t last long. And by that I mean, as a couple, or on the show. =D
Janelle Arthur | C’mon people. This chick was cute. And her outfit was even cuter. Her family has been trying to get her to try out for Idol for five years, but she apparently never wanted too. She could sing really pretty, and she got the golden ticket. AHHH! She was my favorite of the night.
Casey Abrams | This creepy, Seth Rogen lookalike freaked me out. I was for sure he was going to suck. BUT, then I changed my mind because I knew that he was the last of the night, and Idol likes to think they can play mind tricks on us… but they can’t. So he had to be good. Did any of that make sense? HOLY SHIZ! He totally did an epic version of “I Don’t Need No Doctor”… the judges were surprised, and so was I. He made it to Hollywood. YAY!
Well, that was a fail. Who agrees? Perhaps it will be better when they go to Atlantis tonight. Stay tuned for the Live Blogging.
Leave your comments on my recap. Make it juicy, have an opinion…. LIVEN IT UP! Thank you!
Cait Hagar
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3 responses so far ↓
1 Jebbica // Feb 3, 2011 at 11:06 am
As you probably on my Facebook, this line made me spew Carnation Instant Breakfast out my nose:
“”John Wayne Schulz: his Dad named him John Wayne so that he would grow up to be a tough guy. Oh right, because if I named my kid Barack Obama… he would grow up to be the first black president…”
You are such a strange little bird Cait.
2 BeckEye // Feb 3, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Man, if they were judging posture, no way Jacqueline would have made it to Hollywood.
Also, I am not feeling the Janelle love. I just thought she was like every other blonde Carrie Underwood wannabe. But I am old and jaded.
3 tashidog // Feb 3, 2011 at 2:18 pm
One of the extremely talented 15 year olds who made it to Hollywood from Milwaukee was not featured on the show. Her name is Hanani Taylor. America would have loved her but AI didn’t show her singing. She auditioned with “I Am Changing.” I saw her audition in the stadium at Milwaukee. No one could believe her big, strong, soulful voice. She sounded just like Jennifer Hudson. Watch her on YouTube at:
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