American Idol 2011 Season 10 | Who got voted off American Idol

Holy crap people! American Idol. Did you guys miss it? I know I did. I have this thing, where I really like to make fun of people and their misfortunes, and Idol really helps me with that. Har har! Anyway. Here is the recap from the west coast girl who gets it later than Jebbica or Lizaio. *Sadface*

They were in New Jersey to start off the auditions. Ah, that is a scary place. I didn’t know they had talent there. I mean, no offense, but when all I see coming out of there is Snooki, J-Wow and The STD Situation… I stereotype that place.

I’m not going to get into detail. If you want to read that, you should go check out Lizaio’s Live Blog and Jebbica’s Recap. I’m just going to run-down the people who auditioned and give my opinion.

Rachel Zevita | First thing that I heard come out of her mouth is, “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!” this was said apparently, after she thought about not trying out or American Idol, for a second time. She sang a kinda-pretty version of “Hallelujah”. The more I hear someone on Idol sing that song, the more I hate it. No matter how well they do it. But, nonetheless, the judges liked her. And she got the ticket to Hollywood. Personally, I bet she gets a job on Broadway, because Idol isn’t for her, and she’s not cool enough to be Adam Lambert.

Caleb Hawley | I looked at him and was pretty sure he was going to suck. I mean, he looked like an 5th grader. Not to mention, if Taylor Hicks had a grandson, I’m pretty sure it would be this dude. He had a cool sounding voice, but a bit boring. Steven Tyler was giving him beats while he sang, which gave him more life. That was cool! He got the ticket to Hollywood, but I hope he buys a hairbrush before he gets there.

Kenzie Palmer | She was one of the FIRST newly-allowed 15 year olds. She is going to Preforming Arts school… which is fabulous irrelevant information to know about her. She sang quite well. So obviously that school has done something for her, EXCEPT give her a personality. The judges liked her, and thought she sang well, but Steven felt as if she had no pizazz. Still, she got the ticket to Hollywood. Why is it that she is a year younger than me, and looks 10 years older?

Archille Lovle | Did she do some tribe version of the song “Dress You Up” by Madonna? I’m sure she’s a lovely girl, but holy crap was that weird. I felt like, dancing around a fire pit. Was that too far? Sorry! As Rachel would say, “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” The judges tried to give her constructive criticism, which is nice. *Awkward silence*

Tiffany Rios | Starry starry niiiight. Or not. This piece of work gave us an epic demonstration on how to really get that “Jersey” girl look. Which is amazing, because I was just DYING TO KNOW! Honestly. Jersey Girl is basically Scene Girl, from Ghettoville. That’s it! But, anywho this chick actually had a really good voice. ‘Course, we all lost respect for her as soon as her Stars came flying out of her, ever-to-small jacket. Surprisingly enough, the judges said yes, and she got a ticket to Hollywood. I have a feeling she won’t last long.

Robbie Rosen | The first of our Sob Stories for the night. This kid was apparently in a wheelchair for most of his childhood, and his rents didn’t take any pictures of him. Great! So glad we still have the sobbers this year. Nothing HAS changed. AHHH! Aside from this kid looking like The Joker, he sang pretty well. He isn’t unusual, and sounds like a lot of the ones I hear on the radio, but oh well, he still got the ticket to Hollywood.

Chris Cordeiro | Oh wow. Here is a sexy beast. This anti-texting-while-driving-former-boy-scout guy is just TOO RAD. He had a tape to teach kids NOT to text and drive at the same time. And I saw that he had facebook on the computer screen in the back of his video. So I am here to say, Chris Cordeiro… You need to ADD ME! I will support your beautiful voice. He didn’t make it, but he will one day. =D

Michael Perotto | Why hello there Capt’n Burper. This guy burps when he gets nervous, or something. At least he doesn’t puke, like SOME people… Either way, I know this guy probably sits and plays WoW in his Mums Basement. Steven Tyler wanted to know if he ate Paint chips as a child, which made me LOL. Needless to say he didn’t make it, but I hope you get more Prestige on Call Of Duty man. Seriously. I wonder if FOX offered him a coke?

Ashley Sullivan | THIS GIRL WAS CRAZY and Britney Spears obsessed…The two go hand in hand, really, and I loved it. I mean, she was too the point that you thought she was actually ON something. But, I don’t care. She was my favourite. She wasn’t a horrible singer, and obviously quite theatrical… but the judges gave into her crying and she got a ticket to Hollywood. As she said, “It’s time we bring Pop to Liza Minelli.”

Victoria Huggins | Holy crap! WHERE IS ‘MANDERS YA’LL? As Jebbica said, she was like, Miley Cyrus. Ugh. I bet we’ll see her wishing for world peace here shortly. And is it just me, or does she kind of look like a female version of Taylor Lautner? Hmmm! She sang okay, and the judges gave her a ticket to Hollywood. But, she won’t make it. I bet she’s a nasty little wench like the rest of us teenage girls. Ain’t no fooling your own kind, sweetie.

Devyn Rush | This chick was/is a singing waitress. Which sounds like a fun job for some reason. She sounded really good, and kind of reminded me of Joss Stone. Although she was SO boring to look at. Like, I think if she straightened her hair, and put on something cuter, she would be awesome. But then, wouldn’t we all? The judges also thought she looked boring, but gave her a ticket to Hollywood.

Brielle Von Hugel | SOB STORY! Her Dad had throat cancer. But, he’s all good now. This girl was cute, and had an okay voice, but nothing spectacular. She was from Staten Island, and I loved her accent. For some reason. The judges put her through, but think she has loads of work to do. Meh, she’s just another Katie Stevens. But whatever.

Travis Orlando | Last one of the night. BOY was I excited to hear that. Baha. He has a sob story too. Basically his Dad was sick for a while, his family and him were struggling and homeless, and he wants a better life. Great! I feel like I can relate. Good to know I have myself a story if I go to try out for Idol. This kid was kinda cute in a way. I adored his glasses. And he could sing good. Although he reminded me of Bruno Mars. The judges gave him a ticket to Hollywood. I’m sure he’ll be around for a bit.

Oh woah. Just like that. It’s over. I have to say… I like the new judges a lot more than I thought I would. I mean, JLO we KNEW wouldn’t be able to say “no”… so that’s lame. But, Steven Tyler was cool. Although I’m not sure what he’s doing to ducks. And Randy is just there, always trying to stay relevant with his word, “dawg”.

The BIG EASY is up next. Otherwise known as New Orleans. This should be interesting.

Leave you comments below, and give your opinion.
Cait Hagar

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