I’m just going to jump right into the American Idol 11 Los Angeles Auditions recap. Because Los Angeles was full of so many horrible people, I was pleading to rewatch last night’s awful Austin episode instead!
Victoria Garrett–she sounded like a sheep mixed with a baby, cranked up to 11.
Tim Halperin–his name makes me think of Jim Halpert from The Office. He kind of has the shaggy Jim hair, too. Next to Victoria he sounds like an angel, and the judges like him. Here he is singing “Hey Ya”, one of the best songs ever (I haven’t watched it yet to see if he butchers it or not…I’ll let you know in the comments)
Daniel Gomez and Isaac Rodriguez–They were cute, but the only people who thought they sounded good were each other. TONE DEAF.
Karen Rodriguez–Ehh, I don’t remember her at all. So that probably means she is not going to be the next American Idol.
Tynisha Roches–I wanted to take a good brillo pad to her face and wash off her eyebrows and uncurl her bangs. I did admire her ability to not stop singing with her fake microphone, even after Randy ran away and she began chasing him with her amazing voice. That’s some dedication.
Heidi Kzahm–She was a mediocre singer, but she had some pretty wicked belly dancing skills. Hey Heidi, if Hollywood doesn’t work out, I might hire you to perform at my Bollywood wedding!
Matt Scott Frankel–Big creepy guy who thinks that making a mix tape that includes Chaka Khan means that he’s Chaka Khan’s producer. He raps, and it’s bad. Then he sings, and it’s worse. Is this a whole night of baddies or what?
Mark and Aaron Guiterrez–Brothers and they are both cute and sound incredible after all the other Los Angeles non-talent.
Cooper Robinson–You know Los Angeles was bad when they had to end the show with a baddie. Seriously, were the Guiterrez brothers and Jim Halpert wannabe the only good people of the night? Anyway, he feels good, dununununuh you knew that he would now. I think he might like James Brown a little bit. He’s about a hundred years old, doing splits and stuff, actin’ like a foo’ with his pants on the ground. He says “Your next American. Right here. ME!”, to which my reply was “Oh sorry, says James Brown wannabe. I thought this was the green card office.”
Bleck. I kind of want to shower after tonight’s episode. Hopefully next week will be better. Check out Liz’s live blog for more!
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2 responses so far ↓
1 BeckEye // Feb 4, 2011 at 3:45 am
That show was a big bag of terrible.
2 CaitHagar // Feb 4, 2011 at 3:51 am
I agree with BeckEye.
I’m not even sure I want to spend time writing my recap. It’s going to fail anyway.
Although, I do have a good story about a certain contestant, so maybe I’ll do that…. or both.
AHHH!
“I wanted to take a good brillo pad to her face and wash off her eyebrows and uncurl her bangs.”
YES! Oh my god. She was… dirty. Like, gross. *Winks* OW!
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