American Idol 2011 Season 10 | Who got voted off American Idol

NASHVILLE! In Tennessee obviously. Um… doesn’t everyone there think they have talent? Or is it because that place is just full of people with talent? I’m not sure. But, after Milwaukee being the most boring night ever, I was sincerely hoping to get my mind blown! For good or for bad. I didn’t care either way. I was just hoping it would be exciting. Ugh!

Here is my recap of the night. Comment, enjoy, and LOL. ‘Nuff said.

I decided to go change clothes the minute Idol came on, don’t ask me why. So, all I heard when I came down the stairs was: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH x10” – MIND BLOWN. Mission accomplished. Darius Thomas must have been yelling for me. Oh god!

Christine McCaffrey | Um… Well, how do I say this? I think she was mentally challenged, so I’m not going to make fun of her that much. I mean, I don’t want to burn in hell any more than I already am. But, enough about me. She was horrible. She kind of reminded me of a Teletubbie with a plugged nose. Not to mention she looked like Shrek. And now off I go to burn. Tyvm!

Chelsee Oaks and Rob Bolin | That’s right! Two names. Meaning two people. Let’s sum this up! These two people dated, but stopped dating, though they still lived together and while doing that they both dated other people. How do you explain that when you bring your date home? “Hey, this is my ex-boyfriend… no worries. He won’t listen. HAHA!” … weird man. Not only that, but Chelsees’ current boyfriend was there at the auditions. Dun, dun, DUUUUN! They went in and sang a Duet. Quite well actually! And when they were separate, they did well too. The judges seem to think they should get back together, and gave them both tickets to Hollywood. The current boyfriend didn’t look too thrilled, did anyone else notice that?

Allen Lewis | So, this guy Tattoo’s people? Holy ballz! I wouldn’t get a Tat by this guy. I would be afraid he’d stab me in the eye with the needle. Especially if he started singing, and got into it. Oh, and he thinks Randy is Chocolate, and he is Vanilla. Was he hitting on Randy? Needless to say, he didn’t make it, and the judges think they turned him into a nice sweet teddy bear. What? Goodbye scary dude. Go kill people or something.

Stormi Henley | Miss Teen USA 2009 who thinks she’s going to get by on her looks all her life, I’m sure. Don’t get me wrong, she’s beautiful… but one day, it’ll all go away. Muahaha. Actually, that scares me. And I’m only 16. Anyway. She could sing okay, but nothing they should have put through to Hollywood. Of course, by “they” I mean Steven and Randy. What a bunch of pervs. She won’t make it long. But, it might be good for her to get knocked down a bit. NEXT!

Adrienne Beasley | This girl was adopted, which is cool. She’s grown up on the farm, working and all that good stuff. But, who cares. She could actually sing. I had issues with her pronunciation of the words, but nonetheless, she could sing. She got the ticket to Hollywood, and her Dad wants to know how she’s going to pay to get there. Baha!

Kameela Merricks | The 5”2’ beast with a big voice! That’s what she called herself. I actually had hopes for her… they was something that seemed normal about her. BUT NO! She had a big voice alright. All talk, and no show. OOOO! I think she blew the judges ear drums out. She didn’t get the ticket. Go figure.

Jackie Wilson | This chick reminded me SO MUCH of Crystal Bowersox. Who else thought that? I was kind of hoping she was going to do well, and sure enough, she did. The judges gave her a golden ticket to Hollywood. W00t. Then, when she walked out of the audition room, there was this tall OLD guy, and she kissed him right on the lips. AH! First thing out of Ryans’ mouth was, “THAT’S YOUR BOYFRIEND!?”. Aha, Ryan, you crack me up!

LaToya Moore | She is a recording artist, she has a GLOW, she is fabulous, and she is the next American Idol. MEET LaTOYA! I could tell by her hideous prom dress, she was going to suck. But, maybe I just judged the book by its cover too quick…………NOPE! I didn’t. She failed so hard. And the judges we’re dumb founded by the whole thing. She was one of those annoying people who walked singing. They she was showing the judges what they were missing. HA!

Paul McDonald, (sounding like Rod Stewart) Jimmie Turner and Danny Pate all made it through.

Matt Dillard | His family deals with special needs children. As a matter of fact they’re foster parents who have taken in 700 kids in 23 years. Holy CRAP! This guy showed up looking like something out of a horror movie. Or maybe that’s just because southern looking people scare me? AHHH, don’t hate. C’mon. The dude looked whack. But, he sang okay, and seemed nice enough. The judges gave him the golden ticket to Hollywood. And hopefully he can “pretty it up”.

Lauren Alaina | This was the only sob story of the night, but we knew it had to happen sometimes. This was also the LAST story of the night. WHEW! This girl was raised with her cousin Holly, that had a brain tumor. Laurens’ inspiration in life has always been her cousin, and Holly told her she should try out. So, she did. She was cute. I liked her allot. And so did the judges. I think she’ll make it far in the competition. Just sayin’.

THIS SUCKED! I mean… I had nothing to really write about. Sorry for the boring article. Hope you guys still love me. In other news, Steven thinks they found “the one” and by that I think he means, Lauren.

Where are we going next week? TEXAS, where everything is bigger, including the voices and egos. Can’t wait.

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Cait Hagar

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