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OMG guess what? All 26 …er… 4 of the American Idol judges are coming back! Crap. I was really hoping they would get rid of Paula Abdul and just have Kara DioGuardi. Oh, but then who would we have to make fun of when the lady who uses too big of words for her little mind was gone? *Gasp* my articles would really suck without her.

I figured Simon was coming back even though he tried to threaten that he wasn’t after his contract expired. Supposedly he wanted more money, something like $400 million dollars EXTRA. Because we all know that $36 million dollars is only enough to buy 36 – 1 million dollar cars, or 1 house that cost $36M. Maybe only enough to feed 5,000 villages all over the world? So I could see where he might need more.

I think the others came back because they have no choice, if it wasn’t for Idol they would be nobodies. Oh wait, they are. Well see, problem solved for all those reality shows, get has-beens for your judges and they will keep coming back. I was glad to see Simon coming back though; if he left I would be done with the show. You couldn’t pay me to write about it, and it would fail miserably. xD

Kara needs to come back because she seems to have a little bit of a brain, and she is the best looking one there. Not so dried up and brittle like the other chick. Personally I think I would be the best judge, but I might be too much like Simon so that would be too weird, and people might walk off the stage crying more than usual.

I can’t WAIT for this next season. Maybe Paula will try to do another come back on stage. Oh-oh-oh and maybe Kara got uber ripped over the summer and she might show off her uber bod next to some 20 year old (again). Simon and his man boobs with Randy mumbling some snoop dig dawgity dig dawg stuff. How exciting. *Stoked*

What are your thoughts on this? Is there someone that you wish didn’t come back like *Cough* Paula *Cough*? Sorry if I dissed one of your favorite judges. But there’s only 4 of them and I couldn’t leave 1 out.

Cait Hagar

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