American Idol Teen Judges the Idol Judges
American Idol Season 8
I have come to the conclusion that the choice of the American Idol judges… Fails epically!
Simon Cowell does not get enough credit. Yes I said it… Why do I think that? Because on American Idol there are four judges and only ONE of them makes any sense. That would be Simon!
Look at Randy Jackson: He ain’t speaking no proper English. All I ever understand coming out of his mouth is, “Yo dude, dat was dope dawg…man”.
Of course there is our beloved Paula Abdul. There are quite a few Paula fans, but who knows what she is saying? 99.9% of the time, it is like she is in her own world. She often agrees with Randy, but she tries to put it in her own words, which just makes it more confusing. AHHH! Also, I have noticed she likes to critique people on their outfits! Have you seen some of the crap she wears? How is she eligible to tell people how they should dress?
Oh-oh-oh, then there is Kara DioGuardi as the newest judge. I was really excited to see her join the show, because I was completely convinced they would then kick Paula off. Instead they keep Paula and Kara turns out to be just as “Special” as the other two. She can talk like a normal human being, but she only says five words, “Not the right song choice”. She says that to almost everyone.
So, right there I have just proven my point that Simon Cowell is THEE smartest one. He does not stutter and stumble around the truth; he does not make up words and turn “Dope” into something good. Last but not least – he has enough of a vocabulary that he does not need to say the same thing over and over. He gets straight to the point with his honest remarks. I do not see why the audience boos him all the time.
I was watching an episode of The X-Factor the other night on YouTube. I noticed he does not get booed NEAR as often over there in the UK as he does here in the states. I think that is because we Americans are so used to being Politically Correct – we take it hard when we get told something we do not want to hear! Lolz!
Dawgs – Yo I need mah own talk show dudes. Or maybe I could be a judge for American Idol. What do you think about that? Muahaha!
Okay, I feel better now that I got to say that.
Simon Cowell FTW!!!
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Cait Hagar
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2 responses so far ↓
1 Jebbica // Apr 7, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Amen! Preach it sister! Personally, I think Simon is too nice sometimes and gives credit where none is due. How about a new panel: Simon, Gordon Ramsay, and Miss Jay. It would at least be interesting!
2 Cait Hagar // Apr 8, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Haha Jebbica!
Gordon Ramsay – That would be THE BEST. I love the show Hells Kitchen…
I did not know who Miss Jay until I looked them up. THAT would be interesting!!!!
American Idol is so worried about their ratings, well there you go right there. They would get some then.
Thanx for the comment.
Cait Hagar
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