What’s this I Hear About American Idol Sells Crack (Parody)
Cue the Lights, Ready The Camera’s, Welcome To American Idol Sells Crack!
Nigel: WFT Ryan? Where the hell did you get that from?
Ryan Secreast: Um, It’s on the Cue card Dude.
Simon Cowell: Let me See that.
Paula Abdul: Huh What, Sign me up, Then I really can Dance Like their is no Tomorrow!!
Randy Jackson: Yo Dog, that’s Hot. With all the names that are appearing tonight we will make that 100 Million for charity in no time. American Idol Sells Crack! I can dig it!
Snoop Dogg: Allllriiight! More Snizzle on my Grizzle. Bow wow wow Yippy Yo Yippy Yeah
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson: They Don’t call me the Rock for nothing!
Dr. Phil: Guys Guys, there has been a mistake!!
David Spade: I am First in Line, No Cutties Phil!!
Dr. Phil: The Show is American Idol Gives Back!!
Bono: Yeah, This is a Charity Event to raise money for those less fortunate!
Barack Obama: I am here to support the Cause!
Hillary Clinton: And which Cause would that Be?
John McCain: Enought, This is a Charity Event for American Idol Gives Back, Not American Idol Sells Crack. Get It Straight!!
Simon Cowell: Ryan, stop sucking up and start the show the correct way!! Your attempts of humor are purely forgetable and in poor taste.Ryan Seacreat Take TWO:
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Now On with the show! ( Crack is optional)
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